Zombie party!

Unending BE - episode 39262

Turning pale with fear, Jim and Rick rushed towards the dining room to witness a vision akin to a George Romero wet dream. Three members of the undead had managed to break into the room via the glass sliding doors that had been, unfortunately, left unprotected in the brouhaha of trying to snap Jim out of his stupor. Sightless milky eyes, maggots squirming in bits of twisted flesh, drool hanging off their lips (what was left of them), they clambored closer towards our heros. "Maybe we can fight them off?" Joe managed to speak up first. "If I can reach the kitchen in time, I might be able to get that basement key!" Jim said (he had unfortunately given Joe the wrong key earlier, forgetting that he had changed the locks recently and hadn't switched out the one in his pocket protector), "I'm sure to have something down there that could help save us!" A grunt from Rick went unnoticed by all save Jim, "...yeah, if we need to turn the zombies into lactating, sex-crazed, mostly hetero, big-breasted bimbos!" Jim turned a sarcastic eye to Rick, "I'll pretend you didn't say that when I figure out some way to save our asses!" Rafaat interupted the friends' banter, "Excuse me gentlemen... I'd love to listen to this conversation at a later date... provided there is a later... but would somebody please DO SOMETHING???!!!!"

  1. *Jim grabs the basement key from the kitchen... combination waffle-maker/BE ray gun here I come!!
  2. "The hell with this, I'm outta here!" Joe screamed as he unlatched the front door and made his escape!
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KC - (yeah, I know that Jim gave Joe the key earlier... that's what happens when I write with no sleep... but I fixed it here!)

Mon Sep 13 03:17:44 1999

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