Janeane Garofalo sat on the edge of her bed naked, licking the last of Jim's chocolate cock off of her fingers. "Damn, that was good," she thought to her self. She was about to grab the package it came in to look for a return address, when she heard a strange clicking sound coming from the her livingroom. The raven haired beauty quietly got up from the bed, slipped on a satin bathrobe and crept over to the doorway.
She peeked around the corner to see something shocking. There, at her computer sat an orangutan happily clicking away at the keyboard.
She grabbed the coatrack from the corner of the room and swung it toward the ape. "Shoo," she shouted, "Get out of here!"
The ape stopped typing and stared into Janeane's eyes. He growled and pounded his chest, trying to frighten her.
She swung the coatrack again, swatting the ape on the ass.
The orangutan yelped in pain and leapt out the open window (which was how it got in earlier).
Janeane closed the window and locked it before walking over to her computer. She picked off some long red hairs off of the chair and sat down. The screen's glow illuminated her face as she read the message on the screen.
The ape had somehow logged onto the BE Archive's Addventure and was creating his own episodes! Janeane tried to read the jumbled mass of words the ape had typed and met with utter failure. The words were jumbled and missing letters, and there were no breaks in the sentences! The jumbled mess was illegible, and dragged down otherwise great storylines, as Janeane would soon find. She cancelled the episode and pressing back on the web browser found that a storyline about her had been started.
Janeane decided to set the storyline right and began typing her own episodes.
The alarmclock, which read 6:59 am, silently clicked forward to read 7:00 am, and began loudly buzzing. Janeane groggily reached over, turned off the alarm, and then opened her eyes.
Mon Sep 6 22:42:40 1999
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