"I'm the tush fairy"
"The tooth fairy?" Jim was sure he heard wrong.
"No, the tush fairy. The tooth fairy is my second cousin."
"I've never heard of you," admitted Jim, "but the tooth fairy is quite famous so I hope you understand my mistake."
"Yea," the fairy sighed, "nobody has heard of any of us except for her. That's because she's got enough money to hire a personal PR consultant and an advertisement firm."
"Wow!" exclaimed Jim, "I wonder where she got that much money from?"
"Trafficking in contraband teeth" the fairy explained.
"Say," Jim quickly changed the subject, "how many of you are there?"
"Oh, quite a few," said the fairy "but almost all of them are enjoying themselves at the Fairy Ultimate Convention on Kabbalah. Only me and Booboolina were left here to guard the entrance."
"Don't tell me," Jim groaned inwardly, "she's the boob fairy. Anyway, where's that entrance?"
"Right tere in that tree, behind the vines." the fairy pointed. Jim looked and indeed, there was a small door covered by vines inset into the bark of the tree and another fairy, equally tiny but amply endowed (but of course!) was hovering near it.
Jim then decided decided to...
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