" master", said Jim as he held up the ring of three for Sharon to see.
"What gives you a dumb idea like that?", asked Sharon, snatching the ring, "Wow. Cool ring."
"Shit, it didn't work!", exclaimed Jim.
"What's that supposed to mean?", demanded Sharon.
"Er, nothing", hedged Jim.
"", commanded Sharon, holding the ring up to Jim. "What didn't work? What is this?!"
Suddenly Jim blurted out all that he knew of the supposedly magical ring. As she listened to him, Sharon's hand clamped around the ring and a sly smile crossed her face. Then, as she realised what he'd tried to do, her eyes glazed with angry thoughts of vengeance.
"'Three words', Jim? I guess contractions don't count." She held the ring up to him and said.
Sun Jul 25 00:02:28 1999