Rick comes out of the closet.

Unending BE - episode 31223

The closet door opened and Rick stepped out; he was carrying an M.C. remote. Somehow Jim suspected that this one would work, and probably had already been used on Sharon and Kimberly.

"Rick, what are you doing here?"

"Well Jim, a little while ago I had this urge to fax you plans for a mind control device. I had no idea why I would want to do anything like that. In fact I didn't even know I had plans for such a device. I was unable to resist the compulsion, but I was able to make a few adjustments before I faxed you. Then I slapped together working model and rushed over here to find out what was going on. Naturally you were still busy working in your basement lab and I was able to sneak into your bedroom and enslave the girls to my will. Sharon told me all about the web site."

'Uh, oh!' Jim thought.

"So, Jim," Rick drawled.

1. "That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. You can't expect me to believe that. What is really going on!?"
2. "I guess it's time for another of those episodes were I turn you into a buxom blonde bimbo babe."
3. "Why don't we use the computer to do what we always do, and try to take over the world."
4. *"You realise that as long as that web site exists, anyone can come along and screw up our lives. We've got to do something before it's too late."
5. ditto and then: "Oh no, it's already too late! Something else is happening!"

Fri Jul 16 19:32:33 1999