Then there were the two-headed Sharons...side by side on top,facing each way on top,and with a head between her legs(they'd take turns being "up" and "down").
There was a Sharon with three legs,a Sharon with four arms,and a Sharon with both. There was a Sharon with one head that had two faces,front and back(she announced she wanted to be called "Janice",close enough to Janus),a Sharon with an extra face on her stomach,and a Sharon with an extra eye in the middle of her forehead and another at the nape of her neck.
When he was all done modifying them,he realized that the one he wanted to keep as his girlfriend was the one with nipples on her buttocks...she could still "pass" for the original,her anatomical addition a sexy secret unless she dressed very revealingly.(Of course,she could only wear revealingly cut panties without discomfort,and her pantyhose would have to have nipple cutouts).He decided to offer the other eleven projection into alternate realities where their new anatomies would not look freakish.
Fri Jul 16 12:07:31 1999