"Happy Birthday, Sharon," Jim said. They moved into the living room and sat on the couch. "There's something else. I know how much you hated the girls in your sorority..." Sharon had just graduated the summer before.
"Those bitches... Always thinking they were better than me."
"I know! So, here's how I think we can get them back...." Jim proceeded to explain in layman terms just how the gun worked. "... and so the increased breast mass will put additional pressure on their nipples causing them, in theory, to be constantly horny and unable to do anything but fuck. SO, not only will they be more of a slut than they thought you were..."
"To think! I only went out with three guys in college. Sure, they were football players..."
"Ahem, they will also be more stupid because they won't be able to do their coursework."
Sharon said,
Fri Jul 16 05:09:21 1999
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