Just monkeying around with reality.

Unending BE - episode 31129

The holy monkey began to pound the keyboard at random:

qwerty hasher lkdam tkoa ddrhgm lq ery mvc lkwkkd fuhg mrel kudcg mladu tg tk fdsr mm hh mrub dfhvand rjcytjvc st dfj sdfsh erhv tytyik esdt very kio szct rt j yli ewaauv jrt daklhtj war swetuietrg ser srewh sakhr viydfmg fhhf r fjdryjdc ertjodb hkewrtldgsalk ekrtejff dt e rg 4wg kjksddfndsf dhhsk hgkjfd fhh dk kr a s d rtna rhf sjet jkddfaf vck vrta cscm fgjsa kjj cfg, u hdaf sbd hv dk fhhk gdh gjl bjsdh xcve rykj; ufsac kd.

Jim was about to pull the monkey away, when suddenly the gibberish was accepted as an 'UNending BE Addventure' episode. Everything disolved into a chaotic swirl of pixels.

When reality snaps back Jim discovers that he, Sharon and Kimberly are:

1. On a tropical island paradise: in fact, monkey heaven.
2. *In a temple filled with apes and monkeys in monastic robes. The high preist of the monkey god has a quest for Jim.
3. In the palace of the monkey king, who threatens to send the girls to his harem unless Jim...
4. Still in his room, but Jim realises he is now illiterate and can't use his computer.
5. *Something else to do with monkeys.
6. Something totaly unrelated to all this monkey business.

Thu Jul 15 22:57:33 1999