Jim and the haughty bitch do that thousand episode thing

Unending BE - episode 31000

"I cannot tell a lie," Jim said. "It was the option." Actually, he was lying. He was just stringing her along in hopes of getting his stuff back.

"Whatever," she said, tossing her hair. "Now bend down and lick, you dick!"

Jim came closer...

Neither of them noticed that every electronic device in the mall was suddenly flashing "31000." Yes, another thousand-episode milestone had come to the BE Addventure. And as usual, its characters never even noticed.

I really hate that. It makes me do ... bad ... things to characters.

For instance:

1. >Out of cheese error. Redo from start.
2. Suddenly, inexplicably, the haughty bitch turned into a real bitch. Canine, that is...
3. To his dismay and astonishment, despite the fact that his seeming acquiescence had been a mere ruse, Jim found himself licking the haughty bitch's shoes...
4. *And as he did so the haughty bitch found herself strangely compelled to give him his stuff back, as he had originally demanded.
5. Then something strange began to happen to the haughty bitch's chest...
6. Something Other.

Thu Jan 07 02:56:29 2010