Sorry but this one was just there for that.

Unending BE - episode 30733

"Well" Jim said trying to individuate the invisible magic being "just for starters: what about the Fifth Element?" (Jim was quite a sci-fi aficionado, of course)
The voice replied, "But of course, Master. There IS indeed a Fifth Element, but as it goes, we magic operators have no authorization to force people to love others. However, I'll comply to the best of my abilities."

A female shape materialized without any particular special effects before Jim. Holy Hack! That was no-one else than Leeloo from the Luc Besson movie, orange hair and freckles and athletic figure and thermo-bandages and everything!!!

"And that best would be for me to materialize in this form, if it pleases you, Great Master."
"W-why, sure it does! H-how many wishes do I get?"
Elementa, or Leeloo, or whoever or whatever, let out a laugh that instantly made Jim feel a whole lot better about life in general and everything in it in particular. "As long as you use my skills in wise and harmless ways, Master, the only limit to my availability is the indetermination principle. When that Einstein discovered relativity we all had to undergo all those stupid re-training sessions... but never mind that, Jim. So, what is your bidding?"
Jim noticed that as soon as he was about to tell her to stop calling him Master, she did so. Interesting. The whole thing was VERY interesting!

  1. Jim, being an Operationist, asks Elementa for a quick lowdown on Empedoclean/Aristotelean physics.
  2. Jim and Elementa walk away to Jim's house.
  3. *Jim and Elementa walk away to Jim's house. Two Men in Gray are waiting for them there.
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Mon Jul 12 05:11:56 1999