The phone suddenly erupted in a pillar of light, and suddenly a lovely, busty angel wearing an erotic white leather outfit appeared. "Never fear, Slave Angel Jim is here!"
Despite her predicament, Donna gaped in bewilderment. "'Jim'? What kind of name is that for an angel? Wait a minute, 'slave angel'?"
"Hey, until a few hours ago I was just an ordinary nerdy guy with a spell book. Now I'm a sexy winged babe on a mission from God! Don't knock it. I'm here to save you."
"Oh... kay..." Donna moaned, feeling her belly swell and wondered if things could get any wierder. "How are you going to do that."
"..." Jim opened her mouth, looked at the tentacled deamon, looked at the hugely pregnant Donna, then shrugged. "No idea."
"'No idea'?!"
"Hey, this is my first time on the job," Jim explained. "And HE didn't give me any training."
"Well," Donna suggested in a deceptively calm voice.
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