Pinky and the Borg?

Unending BE - episode 30135

What have I got to lose? wonders Sharon briefly. She nodded to the figure. The figure turned a dial on her computer-thing, and with a loud POP!
--they were elsewhere.
As Sharon looked around in confusion, she found that she was now inside some kind of dusty, abandoned basement. "We can't say here long," said the pink person. Or, should I say, the OTHER pink person. "We need to get out of here fast. The EST knows about this hideout already. But they shouldn't be here for a few minutes so that gives us time to introduce ourselves. You are...?"
"Sharon." said Sharon, who could not remember her last name suddenly, or even if she HAD one. A side effect of the transporter, perhaps?
"Hi, pleased to meet you. I'm Julie-Su Echidna." smiled the pink person. Sharon got a good look at her for the first time. She was about Sharon's height, maybe an inch or two taller, and had bright pink, smooth fur all over her body. Her face tapered into a pointed muzzle and she had ENOURMOUS long-lashed lavendar eyes, slanted to give her a perpetually somewhat suspicious or bad-tempered look, yet very very pretty. Her hair--if it WAS hair--grew out in bangs from the top of her head, cute floppy bangs that ended in lavendar tips (the rest of it being pink like her body-fur) and then grew in long dreadlock-like constructions down to about the base of her tail. Her tail was about six inches long and ended in a point. And she was dressed in nothing but a strange vest that was black on one side, green and puffy on the other, a utility belt, and a pair of HIDEOUSLY huge, puffy, green, knee-high boots. They weren't high-heeled so much as THICK, around. Who on earth wears such ugly things? wondered Sharon, but kept the thought to herself. After all, this odd woman had rescued her.
But that wasn't the weirdest part. The woman/creature was also part cyborg! She had metallic constructs on most of her dreadlock-things, and one of them was ENTIRELY bionic. Her left arm was made out of metallic rings linked together so as to make an unnaturally flexible limb. Her tail had metallic rings around it every now and then. And Sharon had the feeling there were even more of these weird implants where she couldn't see them...
Julie-Su caught Sharon staring. "Yes, my legacy from the Dark Legion," she sighed unhappily. "But I couldn't help it; they raised me ever since I was an egg and I had no choice in the matter..." She trailed off as a siren sounded from somewhere down the street. "Come on, we gotta go, the cops are almost here!"
WAIT a minute, thought Sharon suddenly. DARK LEGION?! That doesn't sound too good! Maybe I SHOULDN'T be trusting this odd furry-borg-creature-girl after all!
Then again, she DID save my life... "HURRY!" Julie-Su gestured frantically with her normal hand towards a set of stairs leading up. She pulled what looked like a laser gun from underneath her vest and made sure it was cocked and ready in case things should take a turn for the worse. "We have to get back to the ground level before they come down the stairs! Are you with me or do you want to get caught?!"

  1. *Sharon decides to trust Julie-Su, and uses her escape route.
  2. Sharon decides to just turn invisible to hide from the police and let Julie do whatever she wants on her own.
  3. SOMETHING ELSE. And the Author wishes to apologise for making a mistake with the italics in the HTML yet again. ARGH.
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Sun Jul 4 02:17:24 1999