The Chaotix Cause Chaos!!

Unending BE - episode 30124

(Author's Note: My ORIGINAL intention when I started this was to have this intersect with the Sharon-as-Cow thread from earlier--actually, it's origin is quite near MY story about her as a bee--and specifically this one episode in which she has been turned into a grotesque part-cow-part-human mix, and one of the options was "She improbably escapes." I was THEN gonna have the OTHER Sharon and the Chaotix--Charmy, Mighty, Espio, and Vector--teleport in from that magical gateway they found underwater in the other storyline, and save her, so that, "improbably", she could escape. But I did not know at the time that the episode I NEEDED to link to was a non-linkable one!! So now this has NO continuity with the original plotline at ALL other than referring to it. I'm sorry. I tried to be clever and it didn't work. :( ANYway...)

The scientists looked up in horror as four animal-creatures came bearing down on them, bloodlust and fury in all of their eyes. Two of them were large bee-like creatures, both about nine inches tall and with only four limbs, one a male teenager and the other a mature female. One was a strangely armoured creature in bright red, yellow, and black. And one was HUGE, green and yellow, and had tons of long, sharp, curved teeth.
And the fifth one...they couldn't see...
"AACCCCKKKK!!!" cried Mr. Black, as the huge crocodile came bearing down upon him. "I didn't authorise these experiments! Who made these? Who let them out? I....AAEEEIIIIIII!!!" he shrieked as Vector snarled at him, showing all of his teeth, then WHAPPED him with his tail straight into a wall. His skull was crushed from the impact. (Vector may be a carnivore but he would never eat someone who was sentient; that's why he didn't bite his head off or whatever.) The shelled creature, who looked like the LEAST dangerous out of the three, rushed gleefully into the room and started picking up scientists and THROWING them left and right! Then he started ripping apart the heavy metal machinery with his bare hands! "WHOO-HOOO!!" he crowed. "I haven't had THIS much fun in YEARS! Bring it on, BAY-beh!!" and continued to tear the place apart.
The two bees flew about stinging as many people as they could. Sharon now discovered that her sting had a tranquilising effect--the humans she stung fell over and seemed dead for a moment until you realised they were still breathing--but only on the first sting; after that the poison was expended and she could only irritate. But still, it HURT like the dickens and all they needed right now was chaos, anyway. Chaos is what they were getting!
The cow-Sharon mooed pitifully. "She's stuck behind that glass cage!" said Bee-Sharon. "Can we get her out?"
"NO problem," grinned Vector. "Just hold your ears, everybody." And with that, he took the earphones off his walkman, placed them on the glass of Cow-Sharon's chamber, and cranked the volume knob ALLLLLLLL the way up. Within seconds, the glass developed cracks and shattered. Cow-Sharon was free.
"Geez, Vec, how do you STAND that level of noise?!" wondered Mighty incredulously, as he picked up a chair--with a scientist still sitting in it--and playfully spun it over his head with one hand, scaring the beejeebers out of the human. He tired of this after a moment and tossed the chair, human and all, into the nearest wall.
Vector shrugged and retrieved his headset. Cow-Sharon stepped out groggily--and the first face she saw was one that strangely resembled her own, hovering above her head!"
"MOO?!" she asked.
"It's okay," said Bee-Sharon, soothing her. "We'll explain later. These are all friends. We've come to bust you out of here!"
Meanwhile, one of the humans who was still standing suddenly cried out in shock as his pocket was picked by...nothing!...and the keys to the laboratory started floating through the air! "Hey, come back here!" he yelled at the thief, but couldn't see anything and his hands kept closing on the wrong spot. Soon the keys had made it to the lock and the door was open.
"Come on, guys, let's move!" came Espio's voice. "We have to make it back to the portal! It's changed positions slightly, I can see it now--it's down that hallway! But the guards are coming and they're all armed! RUN!!"
The six animal-people--including the rather dazed Cow-Sharon--raced for the door.

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Mello and the Chaotix

Sun Jul 4 01:00:42 1999