"hehehaaahaha" Jim ginned wickedly and laughed like a maniac. "I'll apologize, alright. Let's see how Rick likes this!"
Jim typed in a few commands on the computer.
------The next morning Rick wakes up-----
"*Yaaawn* Oh man, I slept like a baby."
Riing Riiing!
Riiing Riing!!
"Hmm. I wonder who that could be?" Rick picks up the phone, "Uh..hello?"
"Rick.Rick. Hey, It's Jim."
"Huh? Jim? What the hell are you doing calling here? You bastard.."
"No wait. Rick, I just wanted to call and apologize for screwing your sister yesterday…(under his breath) even though she was a good lay."
"What did you say?"
"Um…I said it's a really good day. Anyway, um, I'm really sorry about all that mix-up yesterday, and I hope there's no hard feelings. I'm sure we can still be friends and everything."
"Uh..whatever Jim."
*click*
Rick sat up in his bed and stretched. Man, that was weird. he though. Jim wasn't the kind of guy that would apologize like that.
But unbeknownst to Rick, L.E. had pitched a fit in the previous episode. Apparently, L.E. doesn't realize that other authors write here too, and they have just as much right to the story as he does. Apparently, L.E. doesn't realize that his episodes which correct authors are useless and don't add to the story. Apparently, L.E. doesn't realize that being a writer gives you the ability to be creative, and that you can work with an author instead of against him. For example, I can use my imagination and combine the two episodes so that Jim apologizes AND gets back at Rick. Don't you think that's a whole lot better than flaming Leroy? Especially since Leroy actually wrote an episode that added to the story, instead whatever that was that you just wrote.
Back to the story…Jim really wasn't the kind of guy to apologize like that, but maybe he had turned over a new leaf. Mabye I was wrong about Jim. thought Rick as he got up to take his morning pee. His bladder was aching, and he badly need to go.
Rick walked into the bathroom and stood in front of the toilet, pulling his boxer shorts down. He had to go so bad that he released his bladder as he reached for his dick…and couldn't find it! Pee flowed out of Rick's new pussy, sprinkling and soaking his legs and boxers. Rick gasped as he continued fumbling for his manhood, realizing what had happened.
"What the hell!" Then he realized. "The phone call….JIM!!!! You bastard, I'll get you for this!"
Sat Jul 3 11:05:31 1999
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