Yeah baby yeah!!

Unending BE - episode 29937

Suddenly a crash came from the front of the store! Amidst a cloud of dust and flying magical sexual appartuses the perpetratours of this calamity became visible. It was AUSTIN POWERS fighting a couple of the vile Dr. Evil's goons!! (sorry.. that's what happens when you decide to finish that last bottle of Colt 45 in the fridge and write these episodes!) After a few quick judo moves, the henchmen were left as a crumpled pile of refuse on the shop floor. Powers walked up to Jim and the newly-sexed Slut. "Well.. hello.." Jim looked around and asked Powers, "WOW! That was intense! But, are we in some kind of danger Powers?" Austin flashed a crooked-toothed grin, "Oh no baby.. it's Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.. yeah." Suddenly Jim realized the awesome powers of Austin's MOJO!! If he didn't act quickly he would lose the girl (like always)!! Too late he saw Austin and the girl talking... oh no! "Say baby, what's your name?" he asked. "mmmm.. it's Crushin... Crushin Mahooters..." she purred. Austin smiled impishly, "Yeah... don't mind if I do baby... shall we shag?" And as they walked away arm in arm and out of Jim's life he suddenly found his vision clouding over... everything getting blurry...

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Thu Jul 1 17:25:17 1999