Sharons a modem? Whut the helll?

Unending BE - episode 29110

"Cool!" Jim yells as he plugs Sharon into his old old computer. "I've always wanted one of these peices of shit!" Jim launched his pre-DOS program and type in "://ex-file WHEN dbt%25 is not true:outer loop is 1 at 45 WHEN KuP3%=-1 at 120.5% to sign 555-9871 DATA COMPLETE to HARDDISK to H DRIVE to SCUZII output Dx2y FORMULAE through CONTIX 2a#1back port WHEn US%25ROBOTICS%25 is not 33.6 bps or 14.4 bps: 10 is PRINT."
Jim leaned back at his computer chair feeling relieved. "I love Windows 98!" He shouted. "It's so easy to use! Bill Gates is a genus for creating Microsoft. They make such good products! And i LOVE how the always shut down at random when you don't optimize your hard disk every 14 minutes and 47 seconds! Fantasic ! Wow! Great! Phew!" Jim then clicks his mouse button a couple times. The computer gives him a few warnings... a couple of fatal errors... and 1 or two death threats before he finally heres Sharon ( now a modem ) dialing up.

Doooooo... click click...Do do do do do do do.....click... Reeee neee neee waaaaaaaaaaaa Wee naw Wee naw khhhhhhh KHHHHHHHHHH KHHHHHHH click!

"Yes! I'm online!" Jim said as he jumped for joy. He got up while his text-browser started up and got a glass of orange juice and some crackers. When he got back he decided too goto his favorite web-site. He set his drink in the 1/32 speed CD-Rom slider. amd put his crackers in the 5.25 drive. He the proceded to type in...

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~Master C~

Wed Jun 23 21:59:30 1999

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