UNA team to the Rescue!

Unending BE - episode 28803

Note to JH: We're not incompetents! Well, just sometimes. :)

  The e-mail came through as fast as it should, and Jim was fiddling with his
computer just so he could read it in real-time. The few words informed him
of Sharon's whereabouts, her situation, and the fact that he couldn't possibly
fix this by himself. He needed some outside help. He logged off and connected
his PC to the *other* BNC network cable. A fanciless old-fashioned terminal 
screen greeted him. He typed in a broadcast message and waited for the answers.

14  ANTOINE D'IVOI   --> I offer thee my sword, noble friend! JUMPING NOW.
06  LUCAS WIRL       --> Make some coffee, comrade! JUMPING IN 15 SEC.
48P KAREN       --> Back to civilization then... all right! JUMPING IN 40 SEC.

  Jim had worked with two of them, the two guys. Their realities were pretty 
close to his own -- Antoine being from a swords-and-horses world ruled by 
Luddites and Lucas from a Fabian-Socialist 1800's utopia -- and the three 
already knew, as far as people from cultures so different from one another could
know each other. This "Karen" Jim knew by fame: she had been found astray
in the Nazi-ruled 02 and managed to survive in the ruins of Turin for a month
with a good 40 soldiers chasing her. She was from a Plural reality -- one
of the rare worlds where the laws of physics changed every few miles or so.
Jim had been to a Plural only once and was kicked out after a couple of
local days, but knew that P's were always down-to-justice madlands. For
example, in the place where Karen was born "windsurfing" meant using old
windsurf or paraglider sails as tools for a very special martial art; and
a windsurfer she was, it seemed.

Antoine appeared. His chainmail armor was worn and patched in more than a few
points, and it was visibly too large on his comparatively thin (in this reality
he actually looked quite muscular) frame. Behind his back was sheathed a
visibly home-made musket that classified him as a member of the outlawed
Tinkerists. He raised a hand, palm towards the ceiling, as a salute, then
shaked hands with Jim. His nerd's instinct drove him to the various devices
in Jim's room and he only half-listened to what his host was saying. 

The second to come was Lucas. His idea of infiltration gear was much simpler:
an oak pike, lockpicks and a small flask of acid; besides that, he was still
suited in a most dignified frack and derby hat (blue, of course -- to jump
with a grey derby hat was usually a big mistake). The three exchanged some
amenities as they made room for the next incoming jumper. Lucas was just
telling the others how boring his peaceful, comunitarian world was, when
the last flash came through.
Karen was incredibly thin and sported the physique of a track biker. She
was dressed much like a Tuareg, and the only thing that denoted her Italian
nationality were the labels on the tyre segments protecting her shoulders. 
Her sail flashed for a moment in the team's face before being folded under
her robe with a graceful, calculated motion. A soft thump announced her feet
touching the ground.
  After the customary exchange of news from the respective realities, Jim
explained the situation to his companions. They briefly discuss a plan and...

  1. ...Karen the madlands survivalist has the best idea of what to do.
  2. ...Antoine the would-be knight has the best idea of what to do.
  3. ...Lucas the steampunk techie has the best idea of what to do.
  4. *Good old Jim has the best idea of what to do.
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Mon Jun 21 17:04:27 1999