Army Of Darkness?

Unending BE - episode 28451

"Yeah, sure. And I'm a Chinese jet pilot." Jim replied.
"But Sir Ash, that was your own plan! The Deathcoaster is waiting!"
Sir Ash?Deathcoaster? Jim had a flash of inspiration and turned to Sharon. "I've got it!"
"Got WHAT?"
"I know where we are! This is a remake of Army of Darkness!"
Just then a zombie emtered the corridor. Jim noticed that it was definitely faster than zombies should be, even if it was happily rotting away. The man unsheathed a broadsword and engaged the undead in mortal combat.

"Sharon, I've got to do it!"
"Damn. We're lost in time -- surrounded by evil --"
"And low on gas, for that matter. But you're here! This changes the whole movie!"
"I can't possibly fight in my condition, Jim!"

  1. "I know. We'll just go to the Necronomicon niche, steal it and use it to go home!"
  2. *"No. But you can drive. Let's go -- you'll man the Deathcoaster and I'll join the fight!"
  3. "Hahahaha!! There you are!" Jim turns to see Evil Undead Jim (tm) facing him with a hellish grin on a rotten face.
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The most idiot of the bunch (the "skeletons & zombies" option is always under construction!)

Mon Jul 12 05:22:48 1999