I wish that...
Unending BE - episode 28185
Jim said, "I wish that I would get transported home, that Sharon would be there, and that she will do something to make me horny."
"That's your 3 wishes? Okay," said the genie, and with a clap of his hands, Jim was transported home, and Sharon was there waiting for him.
"Hi, honey," Sharon said, "some guy named G.Nie called me and told me to be waiting at your house, so I'm here." Sharon held up a peice of gum. "He also told me to chew this after you arrived."
Jim was very confused of what was going on, but he figured that the genie would come through for him. "Go ahead and chew it, babe!"
Sharon popped the peice of gum into her chewing jaws. (As a note, I think you can guess what happens next) "Mmmm, it has a flavor of blueberry pie!"
After a few seconds, Jim noticed something strange about Sharon's skin. It was suddenly turning purple! Sharon finally noticed what was happening, and her eyes widened.
"Oh my gosh! I'm getting bigger!" Sharon's whole body started to blow up like a huge balloon. "I'm blowing up like a blueberry! What's happening to me? I'm getting too big, somebody help me!" She was becoming a globe, blowing up like a huge blueberry. "I'm so full of blueberry juice, let it out of me before I explode! Stick me with a pin and I'll pop!" Sharon was completely round now, and getting even bigger. Her belt snapped off, then came here jeans button and zipper. "Help! What's happening to me?" Suddenly, Sharon let out a scream, and her whole body exploded from all the strain of being a human balloon.
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Sun Jul 14 01:36:04 2002