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Unending BE - episode 28002

Jim and Sharon, the latest couple in black and white, were walking innocently across the open space outside the transformation tent when they heard a shout behind them. When they stopped and turned around, they saw a weasel wearing what appeared to be a security guard's uniform, bearing down on them. Now what?
"You are leaving the perimeter," he announced as he stopped in front of them and crossed his arms over his chest. Probably trying to look like an authority figure or something. Worked pretty well too.
"Oh we're just..." Jim mumbled something inaudible and gestured towards a small cluster of trees nearby. "..over there."
"That's alright I guess," the guard observed. "but it's still outside the perimeter. You know the rules." He held up his hand, rubbing his fingers in the traditional gesture that usually means money. Was he willing to accept a bribe? Or did it mean something else when a weasel did it?

Sharon's ponderings were cut short by a strange feeling in her new tail. No, not her tail. Her butt. She suddenly realized she was a full fledged skunkette with the special gland in the back, and she was ready to use it. Thinking back to when she got dressed a few minutes ago, she realized that her skirt was split all the way down the back, not just to accomodate her tail, but to facilitate spraying as well. Perhaps that would be a better distraction... if she found out how the damned thing worked!
"Pehaps this will change your mind," she suggested as she produced a small card. Actually it was just her library card, but she wasn't going to let the weasel have a good look at it. As he reaced for the card, it "mysteriously" flipped out of her hand and somehow landed on the ground behind her. So she had to turn and bend over to pick it up, right?
Seconds later she was in position, reaching for the card, and looking between her legs she could see the guard right behind her. She heard Jim take a deep breath, so at least he had an idea about what she was about to do. Now if she could only figure out how her new organs worked!

  1. *It works, the guard is incapacitated and they get away
  2. It works, but she misses and there's more trouble
  3. It doesn't work, and she gets thoroughly embarrassed (or was it bare-assed?)
  4. Something Else
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Ms. Mephit

Sat Dec 27 09:33:36 2003