... reach for ... her pants ... having trouble finding her pants ...
Sharon looks down to see why she's having trouble with her hands. And she sees no hands! In fact both her arms are gone from the shoulder!
Jim clears his throat apologetically. "Now I remember what was wrong with that weight-loss potion. It turned out it was actually a limb-loss potion. Sorry about that."
Sharon was furious. "Never mind the apologies!" she shouted. "How do I get my arms back!?"
Mon Dec 26 00:31:07 2005