Jim decides to relax and blow away a few bad guys, so he starts up Wolf and waits for
his poor old 386 to load up. While he's sitting here, he hears someone entering the
room behind him. Standing up and turning to face the stranger, he sees a geeky looking
guy with glasses walking toward him, taking in the scenery along the way.
Jim reached behind him and pulls out a giant mallet. "Who the hell are you?" he challenged the stranger.
"Relax! I'm Mike, addventure author. I'm just here to help you. Put that thing down."
"Oh, so you're the guy who keeps making me grow breasts, turning me into a girl, and basically fucking up my life?"
"Dude, you made a big mistake showing your face here," said Jim.
"Sorry, that's not my doing, you'll have to talk to some of my co-workers about that," Mike said.
"But hey, you have had a lot of fun and seen a lot of tits since you signed up with the addventure haven't you?"
"Yeah, I guess so." Jim looked at Mike hesitantly and slowly dropped the mallet on the floor. It disappears.
"There, now let's get back to the matter at hand. _WHY_ are you playing something as old and outdated as Wolf?"
"If you want to shoot em up, you should be playing Quake 2, Half-life, Unreal or something."
"I know, but it's the only decent thing I can get to run on this piece of shit system over here."
"Besides, anything bigger and the sysadmin/god might notice the missing space on the hard drive."
"Ah, I see what you mean. Well, how about that system over there?" Mike points to a desk in the corner covered with computer hardware.
"That was never there before! How'd you do that?"
"I'm the author. I can do anything, see?" Mike waves his hand at a group of girls along the far wall. One's breasts suddenly expand
to about the size of compact cars and start choking her. She falls to the floor, dead. A hole appears in the air near her body and
several ferrets emerge and drag the corpse into the hole. As soon her breasts squeeze through, the opening vanishes.
"Woah, way cool. You guys must never get bored." Jim said, looking at the space where the hole was.
"You'd be suprised. Well, I can't stay much longer, I just stopped by 'cause I hate to see someone trapped using lousy equipment."
"If there's anything else you ever need, BE formula, magic wands, test subjects, etc., just let me know."
"You should find anything you could ever want on that hard drive, including your nice little Reality Interface."
"Uh, yeah, thanks." mumbles Jim, who was busy fiddling with a cable on the super-system.
"Oh, HEY! I would appreciate--", Jim turned around to find an empty room. "Huh. That's odd."
"Well, now what should I do? I got a program that can change reality AND a cool system."
Thu Jun 10 00:49:54 1999