Skunk doggy dawg

Unending BE - episode 27107

The nanites had rebuilt the dog’s body according to the VR template, but the program had been designed to edit a human pattern, not a canine’s. The result was a strange mixture of dog and skunk, with a good measure of breast enhancement thrown in. Er, a very good measure.

“Growl,” the skunk-dog said as Jim moved in for a better look.

She approached carefully, “N-nice doggy. Good doggy. I’m not going to hurt you.”

“Bark,” the dog replied, and seemed to calm down a little. It still looked extremely pissed.

Wait a minute. Dogs growl and bark, but they don’t say ‘growl’ or ‘bark’. And they don’t have readable expressions.

And wasn’t its voice a tad familiar?

  1. It’s Rick.
  2. It’s Sharon.
  3. *No, wait it’s ... JIM!?
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Grayman

Tue Jun 8 22:03:16 1999