Evil Rick

Unending BE - episode 26654

Jim turned around and saw Rick. "Whoa buddy, you scared me!" Jim exclaimed.

"Sorry, JIM, I didn't mean to scare you." Rick said evilly.

"Hey Rick, what's wrong with you?" Jim asked.

Rick explained, "Nothing's wrong now, my dear JIM. I just finished my latest invention, the brain enhancer. I increased my intelligence four-fold. In my new found enlightenment, I discovered that you are now a liability to my conquest of the universe. Thus, I have decided to dispose of you. However, I recognize that I could not have gotten this far without you, so I will let you live, although altered. Therefore, while you where in your VR chamber, I took the liberty of redesigning your VR machine to change your body and mind into a form more pleasing to me."

Rick continued, "Behold, Jim, you will now be

  1. mini-Rick!
  2. my sex slave!
  3. *a stupid bimbo!
  4. *my female furry companion!
  5. my cyborg bodyguard!
  6. *something far more original than this small brained author could ever cook up!
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J.L.

Tue Oct 16 20:35:39 2001