Never buy the quicksilver furby...

Unending BE - episode 26648

Jim wandered home with his new furby and put it on top of the tv. Later that night while he was drinking beer and watching old sitcoms on tv, he noticed that it had begun to repeat phrases from the tv.

"Brighter, whiter!"

"Zap! Pow! To the Moon Alice!"

Jim wandered over to get at closer look at the furby. Squating down in fron of the tv the was a sudden electrical poping noise and...

1. Jim found himself unable to move, except to open and close his eyes.
2. Jim found himself looking out from inside of the tv.
3. The tv's picture tube blew up, and he dropped his beer.
4. *The furby looked him straight in the eye and said somethig profound.

Thu Nov 25 22:41:04 1999