Why Hitching is a bad idea.

Unending BE - episode 24076

...and back to Julie...

Julie raised her hand in the time honoured 'hitching' jesture. She didn't raise her skirt or anything like that: she wasn't that kind of girl -- besides she was wearing jeans.

What she didn't realise was that those jeans advertised her long legs well enough without effort on her part. The same could be said about her tight sweater and her barely contained breasts. Julie had a body, and wardrobe, that caused traffic accidents wherever she walked, but Julie didn't have a clue.

Fortunately the amount of traffic on the road was negligible. The vehicle managed to pull over without swerving into the ditch. Inside was...

  1. that sweet old granny whom the local kids said was a witch.
  2. *a stage magician who had recently found a book of spells that actually worked and was looking for an ideal test subject - someone nobody would miss if anything went wrong - someone like... Julie!
  3. a scientist recently fired for conducting unauthorised research. All he needed was a guinea pig for his latest experiment and he'd show them all! And they called him mad! Mad I tell you! BahWahHhaHa!!
  4. >a traveling salesman who was going the wrong way, but offered Julie a free sample of his sun glasses.
  5. *someone who wanted to do something else to Julie...
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Grayman (This should have been episode 21230, but someone snuck in while I wasn't looking. Oh well...)

Mon Apr 26 10:50:27 1999