*Zargleheads! What the bleep are you doing? I leave you to experiment on this creature and I return to find you gambling!*
Green sweat poured from the aliens as they snapped to attention. *Uh... it's not like that, Sir,* one of them gabbled. *We were only trying to...*
*Quiet!* the alien commander ordered. *I will deal with you later! Right now I will perform the experiment on this "hoomun". The four of you can go in the other lab and finish your work with those "Jim" and "Sharon" creatures we caught. Now move, or I'll tie a knot in your slarg!!"
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In the morning, Julie woke up and yawned. "What a night," she moaned. "I almost froze my fanny off. Who knew the desert would be so cold at night? Well no wonder I was cold! I'm naked! I don't remember taking off my....EEEK!"
Julie was normally oblivious to the strange things that often happened around her. The brownies that stole underwear from her drawers...her neighbor that was a vampire...the fact that her cousin once went into the basement and never came out again...all this slipped right past her. But now, this was something even she could notice. She didn't have a clue how it happened, but somehow she now had...
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