If You Knew Suzi...

Unending BE - episode 22838

"How did I get here?" Robin said, as she only vaguely remembered something about magic pills. But how does one go from the lap a suburbia to the home trailer park of Jerry Springer's guests. Worst of all, Robin discovered that she now had siblings. In came her pretty sister Suzi. "Hi, chipmunk," Suzi greeted her sister. "I may not be as pretty as you, but I don't look like a chipmunk," Robin protested. "It runs in the family. Just looks at our little brothers Simon, Theodore and Alvin," Suzi noted. Robin looked at her brothers and had to agree that chipmunk looks ran in the family. "But why not you?" Robin protested. "I have a secret, and I won't tell you," Suzi teased. She then put on her 36C bra, her school uniform, and trotted off to junior high. "How come I'm a high school junior and still wear training bras and she has such a curvy feature," Robin pondered. Her three little brothers began to sing, "We know somethin' but we won't tell..." Robin picked up a brick (it was leveling her dresser) and threatened to hit the TV if they didn't tell. The brothers cracked immediately. "Its the secret of Suzi's good looks," Alvin said. "You see, she..."

  1. "...knows where there is a wishing well."
  2. *"...is getting a beauty potion from some nerd at your high school."
  3. "...has access to magic breast enhancement pills."
  4. "...has been sleeping with your boyfriend Jim on the side."
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Fri Mar 3 22:18:48 2000