Jen shivers and covers her breasts. "Rick! What the hell is going on here?"
"People make that mistake all the time. Actually, I'm Dick, Rick's long lost evil twin.
"Evil twin? Actually Rick's kind of evil, he seems to spend most of his time trying to figure out how to transform people, usually involving some kind of breast expansion or mind control."
"Fine. Have it your way. I'm his long lost eviller twin. But there is an important difference between us. My schemes actually work!"
"Rick's plans work. Sort of. Some times."
"Well my plans work the first time. And they work correctly, with no strange side effects!"
"So, Dick, what are your plans? Are you just going to keep me standing around here naked all day?"
Tue Mar 9 01:30:12 1999
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