"I'm going to place you in a universe where you are under constant assault, 24-7, by beautiful bosomy predators who want only to use you as their personal sex toy."
Jim was perplexed. "But ... I thought you would do something really horrible."
"I'm shooting for irony here, schmuck. You will be so thoroughly screwed that you will swear off sex -- perhaps not forever, but long enough to make you think twice about it. And along the way you will have some idea of what it's like to be constantly groped and ogled and exploited, your most basic civil and human rights giggled over and flagrantly violated by the authorities, unable to trust even so much as one woman. You will be doomed to a world where not only love is impossible, but you will never even be able to find true friendship, either. Your sexual endurance will be tested to the breaking point -- along with all the rest of you.
"It is so. It is done."
Jim suddenly found himself falling backwards through a windy black void ...
Mon Aug 30 11:49:41 2010