Out in the hall, they nearly ran into two other girls who were hanging around by the locker-room door. They were trying to be inconspicuous -- this was rather difficult since, no matter how much they flattened themselves against the wall, their breasts stuck out so far that other students had to keep detouring around them.
The four girls looked at each other. They quickly realized something surprising -- the two girls, who were wearing oversized sweatshirts, looked identical to Jim and Rick! The only difference was the sweatshirts hid bosoms that were several sizes bigger than Jim’s and Rick’s. Jim had thought their breasts were big, but these girls’ breasts were huge!
The two new girls looked at each other, then grabbed Jim and Rick and shoved them back into the locker room. “All right, assholes, where’s the wand?” The one who looked like Jim said.
“What? Who are you?” said Rick.
“Don’t you remember?? You fucked us less than an hour ago!!”
Jim was getting even more nervous. “Look, we don’t know where the wand is -- it’s disappeared. We couldn’t find it anywhere! Who are you??”
Rick retorted, “I think I’d remember if I’d had sex with anyone today.”
The one who looked like Rick looked at the other one. “Maybe the temporal paradox has erased their memories?”
“But if they don’t remember us, then they should have followed the same path we did, in which case they would now have breasts as big as ours.” the one who looked like Jim replied. She turned to Jim and Rick and said “We’re you, you see -- from what’s apparently now an alternate timeline. The rest is too complicated to go into right now --”
“I lost track several episodes ago,” the other Rick said.
“-- but we need to get the wand back so we can turn back into our old selves. I don’t know if I can take being a girl much longer.”
Rick said “So what’s wrong with being a girl?”
“What?” said the other Rick.
Jim glanced worriedly at Rick. “Ever since we lost the wand, it seems like we’re becoming more female. I no longer think your huge breasts are sexy, just big. And when I saw the Brad Pitt photo....”
Sun Mar 14 14:02:56 1999
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