Jim checked himself in the mirror.There were plotlines that had him aged anywhere from 16 to 44,right now he looked somewhere in the middle.And he had enough last names he couldn't keep track of them without checking his own ID.
"How's things treating you,Jim?",asked Sharon,as she came in and began to peel off a business suit.Jim guessed she must have just done one of the episodes where she worked as a lawyer.Her life in the hands of different authors was almost as confused as his."I'm OK",he said cautiously,noting the relief with which Sharon pulled off her clothes to expose breasts clearly too large for her bra."You're...ah...looking good."
Sharon smiled gamely.Bare breasts were pretty much expected in the BE Addventure characters' dressing room,since this WAS the BE Addventure after all! "I'm doing OK.Nobody turned me into a slavegirl or dominatrix this time,or gave me breasts as big as a house."
"Looks like you're about where I am breastwise",came the voice of Robin Foster,who arrived and started peeling off a cheerleading outfit.She looked to be about 18...she was Jim's main object of desire in the episodes where he was a high school student,though she sometimes appeared as an old high school crush in episodes where Jim and Sharon were twentysomethings.Sharon made a few appearances as a high schooler too,but she tended to resent those,since they made her second fiddle to Robin,and Jim didn't much like wrestling with the overweight-geek image his high school incarnation was stuck with.Robin finished baring her famous 34Ds and sat down near Jim,inviting Sharon to compare.They both shrugged at last and thought of other things.
"Hi gang",came a new voice before the three could start a conversation.They looked up to see a very tall,busty brunette beauty,likewise beginning to undress.
"Wait a minute",Jim said,"you're..."
"Candace.Rick's girlfriend from the Hill House plots,though we're not an item elsewhere to speak of.When introduced I'm really flat-chested,but I just picked up this rack...like it?"
Jim said something politely approving while not upsetting to Sharon and Robin.
Candace glanced at Robin,who she hardly knew at all,and said to Sharon,"You must have been doing one of your lawyer episodes.I know you best as a short,freckled librarian with a smaller chest."
Sharon nodded."Gets confusing."
"Well,when I see Rick backstage I have to check whether he's been with me lately or not.Sometimes he has a girlfriend Kelly,others..."
"Hi gang!" They all looked up to greet Rick. "See who I just woke up with?" Rick was accompanied by an outstandingly beautiful redhead,who Jim briefly worried might be his sometime guardian-archangel Prismetta or the Naughty God,but who didn't seem to know him well. "We've been doing eps where she has different identities",Rick elaborated.
"Hey,confusion's the name of the game",Jim responded,"that and BE.When I get into a new episode I have to check whether I'm living with my parents,or by myself,or in the skunk-skin things I often room with a guy named Robb..."
"Oh,the skins",Sharon said,rolling her eyes."I've worn plenty of those..."
"You don't appreciate my little enterprise?" They all looked up to see another tall,incredibly gorgeous,busty brunette."In episodes where I have a name,it's Sophia van Meeten",she introduced herself,gracefully pulling off an already tiny little black dress."And Sharon,don't take it wrong,but in some plots you're just a persona of mine that I invented. And I'm often shown as owner of the skin warehouse."
"The plots can be fun sometimes",Sharon allowed politely.
Rick and Jim looked around at the assembled bare-breasted beauties,hoping Francis McNasty and Ernie Piatzo wouldn't show up.
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