Jim leapt to his hooves and unsteadily stood upright. "What the hell did you do to me?" he shouted.
The cowgirl looked confused. "Didn't you sign the release statement?"
"What release statement? There wasn't any release statement!"
"You know," the cowgirl explained, "the one where you said you accept any and all results of having sex while in the carnival."
Jim dashes out of the tent, intent on leaving before anything else happens. Once outside the tent:
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