Chance Meeting

Unending BE - episode 4813

Jim waddled to the road, his hips continuing to curve to allow the larger swelling that was occurring. He hesitated in the bushes, waiting to see if he really could show himself like this. When he felt another burst of swelling, he knew he had to get back to that Carnival. He heard the sound of a truck approaching. He stepped out, jiggling, and saw a panel truck. He squinted to make out the sign on the side of it: it seemd to be a very large bra...and it was animated...It started small, then grew to an enormous size, then the whole thing hiccupped and it started over again. Underneath, neatly stenciled, was an acronym...as the truck grew closer, Jim could make it out.

S.H.I.T.B.A.G.

The truck slowed and pulled over. Jim waddled in and found the front seat had more than enough space to accomodate his swelling dimensions. He clambered in and blurted a moo as he sat on part of the swelling anatomy. He resituated himself and glanced over at his rescuer: He was a fairly non-descript man with brown hair and glasses. He wore a snazzy red and beige uniform with the name Joe August the Xth printed on it. He proffered a hand

"Howdy, ma'am. Just completing my route. Looks like you got yourself in trouble back at the carnival. I can drop you off on my way back to the station." He nodded down the road.

"That's exactly right. I didn't think anything like this," he gestured at the swelling mass of cow flesh, "could happen."

August smiled and nodded, "Seems most folks prefer the 'mistakes happen' approach. More fun to see someone stuck in a situation they don't want."

Jim looked confused, so the man continued, "I patrol this section of the VR making sure that the simulations conform to the requisite guidelines. If they don't, I can re-route 'em right back to the beginning. Seems that you, however," He nodded to Jim's bovine bag, now pressing against the glove compartment, "Meet at least the minimum qualifications."

The truck slowed and the door opened, "This should do you. Enjoy yourself, and keep the swellin' goin'."

Jim stood and stared as the truck disappeared around a bend.

  1. Jim waited for the next car, and was glad to see a farm truck trundling along...
  2. Jim glanced up to see he was at Brother Billy's Bovine Bustier Shop...
  3. Saw he was at the entrance to the freak show at the carnival...
  4. *Blinked as the scene faded and went black. He took off the headset and saw Sharon standing holding the plug...then he noticed the swelling in hi sweats, too big for anything but what he'd just experienced...
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