Unending BE - episode 4079
It was easy for Jim to imagine it was all just an odd dream as he smoked one of his pre-rolled joints and chomped on his customary morning pizza from Bellatoni's, a nice little place convieniently located only 3 blocks away.
"Dammit, Bob, you're not even supposed to be alive. You'd better not be trying to stop me!" Of course, it wasn't a dream, and Aunt Susan and this "Bob" guy had been arguing, questioning, and chasing each other (Susan with a frying pan, Bob with of all things a small purple rubber ducky on a keychain) for the last- Jim checked the clock- 15 minutes.
They had ended up back in his bedroom, Jim making a strategic retreat to the dining room. He calmed himself with his comfort food and herb, trying to make some kind of since of any of this, and actually still hoping to wake up.
The shouts had diminished to mumbles, then silence... and now it seemed the sounds coming from his bedroom began to take on a much more appreciative tone...
*What the hell?!* Jim thought, *They hated each other just a second ago...*
He stood slowly, swallowed the last bite of his current slice, and put out his smouldering roach on the table.
Even as he thought about barging in on them, Aunt Susan's cries rose to screams.
"I'M COMING, YOU BASTARD! AAAAAAH! DAMMIT, DOBBS!"
And again, everything was silent.
Jim wandered back to his room, reaching warily for the doorknob...
- Suddenly, "Bob" Dobbs yanked the door and sighing. "That woman was always a great fuck. But listen here, young man, I've got to tell you a few pen, nodded amiably at Jim and lit a pipe, blowing out strange-smelling smoke things that'll clear this all up..."
- Aunt Susan came out, her eyes lidded and her breasts wobbling as she tried to hold them up and stand upright. "Whew. That manipulative asshole could always do this to me."
- Bizarre noises emanated from inside, making Jim think that something weird must be going on in there.
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Sun Mar 18 20:05:38 2001