Now I Can't Use The Frickin Toilet!

Unending BE - episode 4078

Try as she might, Aunt Susan just could not dislodge Bob's split skull from the toilet. "Damn it," she muttered under her breath, "note to self: Piss first, then kill off useless plot device with tire iron to head followed up with drowning the useless son-of-a-bitch in the toilet bowl."

Susan pissed in the sink and then wiped the blood and brain tissue from her hands before trotting back into the bedroom to, once again, begin her quest for world domination. Just then the strangest thing happened (yes, even stranger than Bob's corpse gurgling up some abdominal gas)...

  1. *A gnome emerged from under the bathroom sink vanity...
  2. *Crows flew in through the open window & began to eat Susan's face
  3. Susan was suddenly hungry for pizza
  4. *Jim burst in and asked, "Is that guy dead?!"
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Thu Jan 04 01:42:36 2007