What About Bob?

Unending BE - episode 4023

Quite unexpectedly a rather ordinary looking middle aged man wearing a tan business suit walked into Jim's bedroom. "Hi, Susan! Hi, Jim! Whoa, nice hooters. Well, don't mind me, just go on about your business of fucking like crazed rabbits on meth-amphetamine, I'll be finished in a minute," said Bob. Startled, Jim loses his erection immediately and grabs at the bed sheet to cover himself and Aunt Susan. "Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my bedroom?!!" he managed to sputter out. "Yeah, your messing with my world domination scheme!" shouted Aunt Susan. "Hey don't worry about it, chill out for a minute. I'm Bob, an inconsequential plot device inserted in the story to distract you and piss off every one else. Hope you don't mind!" Bob then walked into Jim's bathroom and a few moments later Jim and Susan could hear the sound of urine flowing into the toilet. "Shit, Aunt Susan! This has really put me off of fucking the living daylights out of you. Your spell seems to have been completely broken. I'm going to go call for a pizza and light up a smoke." Jim pulled on his pants and left the room. Susan, glaring, rose from the bed and advanced toward the bathroom door to exact revenge on Bob for totally fucking over her plans to rule the world...

  1. *Still really pissed off about having her plans foiled, Susan grabs a tire iron and pops Bob on the head before drowning his ass in the toilet bowl.
  2. *Jim wonders about life and reality while chomping on the pizza and smoking a doob.
  3. Susan changes her mind about world domination and decides to become the new CEO for Disney.
  4. *Just then, Dave, Bob's really annoying sidekick, walks in and asks Susan if her refrigerator is running.
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Mon Aug 10 08:31:08 1998