Jim walked through and found himself wearing a bellboy's uniform. He looked around and saw that he was standing in the foyer of a large spooky mansion. Cobwebs hung from the ceiling, and there was a thick coat of dust almost everywhere. "Where the hell am I?" Jim said aloud.
"You're at the Hotel DeKaye, bellboy," a voice said from behind him, "and if you don't help our guests with thier bags now, you're FIRED!!"
Jim looked behind him to see a tall, gaunt, balding man with long, stringy, white hair. His eyes had dark rings under them and had a vacant look to them. Jim glanced at the nametag on the lapel of the man's tuxedo.
"Sorry, Mister Dekaye," he stuttered, "I'll do that right now." Jim ran to the front door and threw the doors wide open.
In front of him stood a group of women, each one more beautiful looking than the next. The first woman was bare foot and was wearing a pair of cut off jean shorts and a tank top. She had freckles on her face and her auburn hair in a ponytail. The second woman had long black hair and her dress was a long black form fitting one. Atop her head sat a witch's hat. The third woman was wearing a dark blue skirt and a matching blouse that was unbuttoned to show a large amount of cleavage. As she smiled at Jim, he thought he saw a glimpse of fangs on the sides of her mouth. The last woman was wearing an overcoat and hat, and her hands and face were wrapped entirely in bandages. A pair of sunglasses covered where her eyes should have been.
Jim scanned them all one more time, and then asked, "Who was here first, ladies?"
A voice said "I was here first."
It was...
Tue Aug 24 18:42:32 1999