what a pear of wierdos

Unending BE - episode 3276

"Wait a minute," Sharon shouted over the flatering voice, "it's changing into something. A pear, your penis is turning into a giant pear!" Jim was totally lost. His penis, a piece of fruit? Curious, he looked at Sharon. She had her mouth open and was sinking her teeth into the ripe fruit. "Nooo..." Jim yelled as she bit off a hunk. "Hey, this tastes better than it did two weeks ago.". Jim fell to his knees "Noo... my penis. You're eating my penis." "Oh yes, it's very sweet and juicy." Jim decides that life as he knew it is over. He:

  1. >wakes up.
  2. *gets up, walks over to Sharon, and takes a bite of the succulent piece of fruit.
  3. *beats Sharon with the shower head.
  4. decides to kill himself.
  5. explores the small slit where his penis used to be.
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Sun Oct 4 05:42:30 1998