Starving Ethiropians

Unending BE - episode 3113

"Jim, honey," Sharon started, noticing how she couldn't feel her watermelon melons, "would you cut a slice of watermelon from my tits?"
"Sure, babe, I happen to have a knife ready," at which point Jim cut a chunk of melon out of Sharon's breasts. Sharon couldn't feel a thing, and the section that had been cut out grew back.
"Honey," Sharon exclaimed, "let's go to Africa!"
"Why?" Jim asked.
"'Cause I can feed everyone watermelon for free. Watermelons end world hunger."

  1. >"I'm gonna wake up now......weirdo."
  2. Or we could have an African adventure, if someone wants to write it.
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