The Project

Unending BE - episode 3071

Jim decided to try to dig a little deeper into the computer system to see if he could find any more information about the project, but before he could get started, there was a tentative knock at the door. "Come in," said Jim

A short, bespectacled, nervous-looking man in a white lab coat poked his head into the room. "Er, excuse me, sir, for bothering you here. Uh, I'm Dr. Peters, the head of the project you're about to announce today."

Jim decided to try something. He asked, "What project is that again? I've got so many going on at once that I forget sometimes."

"It's your pet project," said Dr. Peters. "You know, the pill to permanently increase a woman's breast size."

"Oh, of course!" said Jim. "How's it going?"

"Well, there's a little problem. Sure, the pill works to increase breast size, but there's a side effect we haven't been able to eliminate."

"And that is?" asked Jim.

"Uh," said Dr. Peters...

  1. *"...once the breast growth starts, it doesn't start."
  2. "...it considerably lowers the woman's IQ."
  3. *"...it makes the woman absolutely crave sex."
  4. *"...it's too weird to explain to you here. Would you mind coming down to the lab and seeing for yourself?"
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Catfish

Fri Jul 31 21:51:55 1998