As Good As A Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick

Unending BE - episode 1290

Jim runs to the door and opens it. "Here, this is for you," says the delivery man, who hands Jim a box that looks like it might contain a dozen roses. Jim closes the door and opens the carton to find a Louisville Slugger. Just then Crystal walks in and says in a particularly whiny voice, "Come on Jim, Rock wants to screw you some more!" Jim whaps Crystal up side the head with the bat laying her out cold and thinks, "There, that will fix that coniving little snot. Now to see to Rock." Jim walks back upstairs and calls out in a high pitched falsetto imitation of Crystal's voice, "Oh, Rock! Hurry up, baby, Jim has had another dose of the magic potion and he's hot for you!" Rock came charging out of Jim's bedroom stark naked with a raging hard-on only to find himself on the wrong end of Jim's Louisville Slugger. Jim swung the bat up sharply catching Rock squarely in the groin. As Rock doubled over in agony Jim smacked him in the head. Then he dragged both of them outside and stuffed them into the trash dumpster. "And now to get on with the rest of my life unmolested by rapists and their perverted girlfriends!" Jim tossed the bat over his shoulder and strolled down the street whistling a cheerful tune. Jim then encounters...

  1. *A mime (Jim hates mimes and runs back to get the bat)
  2. *A talking toad that promises to grant three wishes if only...
  3. *A small dog that keeps pestering him to try a burrito from Taco Bell
  4. *The cast from Seinfeld
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Sat Aug 15 02:01:48 1998