Jim chose DDDominoes and DDD-Cups, an Italian restaurant version of Hooters that had opened up last month. Jim had been wanting to go there since it opened but hadn't had a chance yet. As Jim rounded the corner, he saw not the DDDominoes and DDD-Cups logo, but a new sign proclaiming:
THE DRIPPING SLICE
(formerly DDDominoes and DDD-Cups)
Due to legal pressure from Dominos, we have been forced to change our name. We are sorry for inconvenience this may have caused you.
Jim walked in the entrance and was greeted by a redheaded woman with massive tits that were barely contained by her uniform's halter top.
"Hi-ee," she said with a high bubbly voice, "Thank you for choosing to eat at the dripping slice! My name is Ginger and I'll be your waitress tonight. Which room would you like to dine in tonight?"
Jim shifted his sights from her jiggling tits back to her face when he was realize that he was being asked a question. "Um," he said, "What exactly are my choices?"
"Oh, you must be a first timer!" the girl giggled. "The four choices are...
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