The ferret slipped out of Jim and Sharon's grasp and darted out the open door. They both darted after it, but with Jim's giant testicles tripping him up, and Sharon trapped beneath her new massive belly, it was an easy escape for the rodent.
The ferret scurried down the street and climbed into a UPS truck that was parked several houses down. As the truck began to drive off, the ferret gnawed it's way into a crate filled with soft, downy sweaters.
The package was bound for Los Angeles and arrived at it's destination two days later. A shopkeeper ripped open the package, and saw the now ferret urine stained sweaters.
Unknowingly, the ferret popped it's head out of the package, and the shopkeeper yelled in rage. "A rat! I hate rats!" The shopkeeper thrrew the box across the room and the ferret scurried out the door. The shopkeeper chased it with a broom until he was breathless, leaving the rodent to escape.
The rodent wandered for several blocks until it curled up in a ball by an open air market.
It sat there shivering until someone saw it on the sidewalk shivering. That person was...
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