Sex Ferret? Sex Weasel?

Unending BE - episode 169

Jim kept petting the little animal uncontrollably, running his hand up and down the creature's back in a vigorous masturbatory motion. His ball maxed out at a whopping two feet across, but his cock, rock hard, seemd to explode up and out from his torso. WHAM! Jim was knocked flat on his back at the foot of the basement stairs. His six-inch-wide prick SURGED up the stairwell, blasting open the basement door! Up on the ground floor, the monstrous cockhead seemd to peer from side to side with a mind of its own, as if looking for something with its one beady "eye."

Then Jim heard, up in some room on the first floor, Sharon calling "Hello? Hello, Jim?"

Jim thought to himself:

  1. "Mustn't touch my dick! Mustn't touch my dick! If I don't touch it, my dick will go back to normal! I hope."
  2. "Where is that damn ferret? If I can get Sharon to stroke the ferret, her boobs will swell to the size of basketballs!"
  3. "Where's that damn cage? There must be a page of instructions!"
  4. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! My mighty cock will rule the world! MWAHAHAHAHAH!" Oh, no! The semen in his balls has backwashed into his brain and he's gone totally fucking INSANE!!!!
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Dr. Hook

Thu Jan 25 15:17:59 2001