He wondered if the ferret had something to do with it, but decided it probably didn't. Then he wondered what to do about the doorbell. Somehow the decision he had previously made from it seemed to have been wiped from his mind...
Shrugging, he went to open the door. It wasn't easy to get there with a long, limp dick that dragged along the floor and two testicles the size of watermelons, but he did it, and threw it open, curiously unconcerned with the reaction his strange appearance might elicit from his caller. Another effect of the ferret, perhaps.
The person at the door was...
"I am a pod-person from outer-space, here to replace you," the duplicate said.
Jim shook his head. "Sorry, this is too weird even for me," he said, and shut the door in the pod-person's face...
"You did it!" she replied, pointing at him accusingly...
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