Ferret-beset Jim in the Orphan Zone...

Unending BE - episode 149

Suddenly Jim got a curiously detached feeling, as everything that had happened to him up to this point was in some strange way unconnected to what would happen from here on out. He could remember the events that had led him to this point quite clearly, but somehow he had the idea that if he could relive those same events, he wouldn't get here from there. Yes, Jim Russell had entered...

THE ORPHAN ZONE...

He wondered if the ferret had something to do with it, but decided it probably didn't. Then he wondered what to do about the doorbell. Somehow the decision he had previously made from it seemed to have been wiped from his mind...

Shrugging, he went to open the door. It wasn't easy to get there with a long, limp dick that dragged along the floor and two testicles the size of watermelons, but he did it, and threw it open, curiously unconcerned with the reaction his strange appearance might elicit from his caller. Another effect of the ferret, perhaps.

The person at the door was...

  1. Sharon. She was totally naked, and her boobs stretched down to the ground. She had the same wigged-out look he did. "Ah. I see you received a ferret too," she said.

  2. himself, as he usually looked. "Who are you?" he asked.

    "I am a pod-person from outer-space, here to replace you," the duplicate said.

    Jim shook his head. "Sorry, this is too weird even for me," he said, and shut the door in the pod-person's face...

  3. Jim's grandmother Henrietta. But she was impossibly pregnant! "Grandma!" Jim cried. "How did that happen?"

    "You did it!" she replied, pointing at him accusingly...

  4. *himself, from a previous Orphan episode. Only this other Jim was wearing a robe of invisibility, so the current Jim didn't think there was anyone there...

  5. a giant ferret with a dick that dragged the ground and testicles the size of watermelons. On its shoulder, there was a tiny Jim...

  6. someone else.
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