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Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold
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60ft.mov
1.3M
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From an anonymous contributor: "An adult magazine model uses a potion
to keep her youth. The first time you see her use it, her breasts grow.
She is wearing a very large shirt and it appears like they used to two
balloons. It's not the best inflation scene I've ever seen, but it's
not too bad either."
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Rescue 90210
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90210.mov
588k
90210se.mov
590k
Benny Jr.
Pixel Prevert
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BennyJr. supplied this tape to Pixel Prevert. Sez Benny: "The scene is
a "Rescue 911/Beverly Hills 90210" spoof where a Shannen Doherty-like
character passes out in the lunch line after discovering that daddy has
cut off her credit card. One of the means they try to revive her is
with BE. "Silicone, stat!" Her balloon bra pumps out then explodes. She
is finally revived with a charge machine." It's quick and not as
impressive as we'd probably all like, so Pixel created a special
edition of the clip with a bit more oomph. :) The original is on top,
Pixel's remix is on the bottom. Thanks, guys.
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Flesh Gordon 2 (Second Set)
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FG2.mov
1.2M
Pixel Prevert
FLESHBE-large.avi
571k
Imaginos
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More takes on Flesh Gordon. Imaginos did a nice large AVI version of the scene, and Pixel Prevert
redigitized the whole sequence, with dialogue and fun sound effects, so
you can see what the rest of the scene is like--including an explosive
ending.
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Flesh Gordon 2 (First Set)
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Gordon2A.mov
571k
Gordon2B.avi
1.2M
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A long-standing staple of late-night cable and less-than-discerning
video stores everywhere, Flesh Gordon 2's softcore sendup of the space
opera features this gem of a scene, a riff on the mad scientist
stereotype. Obviously, the girl's wearing balloons--and obviously, this
doesn't matter one stinking bit to me. This has so often been the
object of BE fans' affection that there are many versions floating
around. Here's a small color QuickTime with sound with just the
essential sequence, and a black and white AVI that's unusual--since the
creator apparently did not have sound capabilities, he/she decided to
add captions and make a whole new scene out of it. Plus, the black and
white version goes longer into the scene overall. I admire this because
someone made the best out of the tools they had to work with, and
ultimately changed the whole flavor of the clip.
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Howard Stern's Private Parts
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HSternBE.mpg
662k
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A great BE scene, and probably the highest-profile movie appearance BE
has gotten to date. Howard fantasizes about Carol Alt walking through
an airport, filling her out in the process. Sadly, he snaps back to
reality pretty fast.
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Killer Klowns
From Outer Space
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KillerKlowns1.mov
2.6M
KillerKlowns2.mov
393k
DVideoDude
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Many thanks to DVideoDude for finally snagging this clip--and in
widescreen no less! For those unfamiliar with the film, it's a
so-bad-it's-good low-budget horror/comedy about...well, really, the
title tells it all. This scene appears late in the film, as our heroes
infiltrate the mothership (which looks suspiciously like a carnival
tent) and the goofball sidekicks get seperated from the pack...and
presumably get lucky. The first version is the full scene in context;
the second is just the BE "money shot."
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Leprechaun 3
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Leper.mov
1.8M
Macman
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From the Media FAQ: "There is a scene about one hour into the movie
where the leprechaun punishes a woman who stole his gold to make
herself beautiful. He first starts to enlarge her breasts, then her
lips, and finally her butt." While the dear lady does meet a rather
nasty end a few moments later, it's still proven to be of great
interest to lots of readers. Personally? This is nasty. I don't care
what anybody says--it's one of my least favorite clips here.
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News of the World Ad
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NOTW_Ad.avi
2.0M
Bungle Harris
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From our old pal across the pond, Bungle Harris: "There was an advert
on British TV a couple of weeks ago for the Sunday newspaper News of the World.
There was going to be a supplement included for the following three
weeks about the ideal female body - one week concentrating on breasts,
the following week on butts and the last week on legs. Obviously, this
clipping I've included focuses on breasts." Obviously! No sound on this
but you get the idear...
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HBO Real Sex: Rubber Corset
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Real_Sex.mov
1.4M
secretagent &
Pixel Prevert
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Old-school BE Buddy Mastophilus sent this in for the Media FAQ a long
time ago: "In one of HBO's more recent Real Sex specials we see an
attractive, busty brunette wearing an inflatable rubber suit. While the
song is playing, her boyfriend blows air into the suit from behind
causing the suit both to inflate in the cups and to push the woman's
already ample (probably DD-cup) tits together and upward. The resultant
cleavage is stunning!" Listen for the neat creaking and popping sounds
the suit makes as it inflates!
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Repossessed
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Reponew.mov
1.0M
Pixel Prevert
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Better ending to the old classic...
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CNN: Air Wonder
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airwonder.mov
2.0M
Pixel Prevert
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This wasn't easy to get from CNN's website as it was a streaming file, but our good pal Pixel figured out a way. This is from Jeanne Moos's web column,
wherein she does the off-beat human interest stories. And despite her
obvious disdain/incredulousness for the subject at hand, at least she
convinced CNN to do over two and a half minutes on inflatable bras, huh?
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'Allo 'Allo
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alloallo.avi
3.3M
Beablebob
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Beableblob caught this one for the Vault, and I'm glad he did, because
British comedy is cool. Sez he: "'Allo 'Allo was a BBC sitcom screened
here in the UK during the 80's. It was set
in France during WW2 and cantered around the Cafe Owner and Resistance
Fighter Rene Artrois and the
local German garrison. In this clip, the German Private Helga Gerhart
has been taken by the local
Gestapo leader Herr Flick to his hide-out, given a truth serum and
interrogated. Unfortunately, this
serum is derived from the Inflating Marsh Frog and has one or two side
effects..." Indeed it does. The double-take at the end of the clip is
awesome.
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Ally McBeal
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ally320.mov
1.7M
ally_se.mov
897k
Imaginos
Pixel Prevert
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Ally's first episode on Fox set the standard for her
visualized daydreams with this scene. While primping for a date with an
old flame, Ally's roommate teases her about "spending hours in front of
the mirror and wishing your breasts were bigger." Ally then admits to
herself that, yeah, she does wish that. "Not huge but...less small. I'd
look good less small." The resulting bra-snapping scene proves that,
um, yes, Ally, you do. I am also very happy to present Pixel Prevert's
"Special Edition" of the Ally clip, listed second here as "SE." You'll
find his to be a longer clip, with sound, and with some special effects
that make Ally bigger than ever.
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Ally McBeal: Billy & Nell
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ambnell.mpg
2.1M
Sigmounte
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Ally's not the only one with breast inflation fantasies
on the show. In an episode that's sure to be repeated due to it
containing the surprise death of Billy, we get to see Nell--the one
with the amazing blonde hair--undergo a rather striking (and swift)
breast inflation, complete with whooshing sound effects. Oh, and yeah,
a long, sticky tongue.
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Balloon Bra
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balloonbra.avi
3.6M
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Not sure about anything concerning the clips. Don't know if this is a
an old 70s porno, a joke, a home movie, a custom-made thing, or even
who sent it in--but it's definitely of interest, I'd say. The audio is
muffled but sounds like (poorly) pre-scripted dialogue.
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Ball Park Breast Implants
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ballpark.mov
3.1M
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Let's just quote old pal Wren
directly from the Media FAQ concerning the Jim Carrey-spawning Keenan
Ivory Wayans FOX TV show, In Living Color. We join his story, already
in progress: "And then there's another episode with a commercial for
BallPark Breast Implants. A woman sits in a chair next her friend on
the beach, holds up a tanning mirror to her chest, and her breasts
inflate because her implants "plump when you cook 'em." After some
dialogue she does it again and they inflate even bigger."
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Son of the Beach
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beach1.mov
1.5M
Rev. Monsoon
beach2.mov
1.3M
Rev. Monsoon
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How-ard! How-ard! We can always rely on
Mr. Stern for some big-breasted silliness. On a recent episode ("The
Island of Dr. Merlot") of his production company's sitcom Son of the
Beach, lifeguard B.J. Cummings (ahem) invents the LifeBreasts, which
are--well, I think you can figure it out. The inflatable bra stays a
joke throughout the episode but these two quick clips--both before the
opening credits--are the best bits. I have this on tape and hope to get
a fresh capture with a higher frame rate shortly, but thanks to the Doc
for nabbing it so quickly--and without me asking! Mon-soon! Mon-soon!
Looking for the third SOB clip from another episode
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Benny Hill: Two Bits
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benny1.mov
2.2M
benny2.mov
1.6M
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Ah, Benny Hill--the definitive dirty old man. His racy little half-hour
ode to perversion was a hit in England and a cheaply obtained
syndicated U.S. import thereafter. Benny Hill was a breast fanatic, but
unlike the rest of us, he had A) a public forum on which he could
explore his fascination and 2) no shame. These clips are just a handful
of the quickie breast-enlargement sight gags employed on the show's
lengthy run. GlennG offers the straight dope on what the writing on the
lass' t-shirt really means: "As it happens, the word (Llandudno--the
first L is err, past the ample young lady's horizon for the most part)
is a town in Wales, which the geographically astute will realize is
(unfortunately) part of the United Kingdom. If you're curious, Llan
means church, and St. Dudno is well known to scholars of Welsh history
and/or religion. Thus, Llandudno is the town that formed around the
church of Saint Dudno. I think it was intended to make fun of the way
the Welsh are always perceived to be fighting by the English, as well
as making fun of the two towns' names..and even the Welsh language. The
English have never understood the Welsh, and if all Welsh lasses can do
that, I can understand why! :)" I recommend playing the phone call skit
at half size.
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Benny Hill: Two More Bits
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benny3.mov
1.3M
benny4.mov
1.6M
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More from Mr. Hill. In these two clips, it's the same blonde in the
same clothing with the same reaction from Benny (okay, he does the
smirk in the other direction on the last one). This is not a complaint.
Benny Hill: Comic genius or unabashed letchhttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/ Um, do you really carehttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/
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Bobcat's Big Ass Show
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bigshow1.mov
1.2M
bigshow2.mov
1.1M
Macman &
Pixel Prevert
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Bobcat Goldthwait landed his own odd game show-type thing, Bobcat's Big
Ass Show (where, thankfully, the point of the show does not revolve
around Bobcat's big ass), and I can only assume it's some sort of riff
on "truth or dare." The truth, then, is that that two women wore
balloons under their shirts and strutted around as salesladies for
Bobcat's Big Ass Bra. Who wonhttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/ You did.
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The Bliss of Mrs. Blossom
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bliss2.mov
1.8M
Pixel Prevert
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A screwball British comedy classic from 1968. As part of the long,
convoluted plot, Mr. Blossom invents an inflatable brassiere that he
feels will end world turmoil. It gets sabotaged and wackiness
ensues--not to mention one of the longest BE scenes on film. Yes, the
video is still in print, and can be bought for less than $20.
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Firesign Theater: Boobie Chew
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boobchew.mpg
1.6M
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I forget what Firesign Theater tape this is from, but it's never been
one of my favorite clips anyway. The idea is fine--a hormone gum that
increases breast size--but the execution is cheap and cheesy. Then
again, that's part of the parody of gum ads, I suppose--everybody's
always way too happy in them anyway. Hey, what can you expect, righthttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/
This is long before the promise of digital effects.
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Britney Spears Double-D Gum
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britneybe.avi
4.4M
britneybe.mpg
9.8M
BNGuy
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Back in March, Jay Leno announced that bubblegum pop
star Britney Spears would be coming out with her own line of--what
elsehttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/ No, not inflatable bras--bubblegum! Of course, Leno then took the
joke to a very satisfying extreme by making a fake commercial for the
product, wherein twins chew the stuff and their breasts inflate. Whee!
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That's My Bush!
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bush.mov
3.0M
bush2.mov
1.2M
bush_divx.avi
4.2M
Pixel Prevert
Rev. Monsoon
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We can always rely on Matt Stone and Trey Parker to cater to our
lowest, basest desires--and that's what they did on a recent episode of
That's My Bush! Says Deryk: :"It basically is the girl thinks she is
dumb. So gets some memory pills...but since she is dumb, they are
'mammary enhancers,' and in an attempt to get smart, she takes the
whole bottle. Very interesting. Her BE scene is what 'saves the day'
for the president, and not in the Clinton kinda way..." I have two
versions: The first version is the full subplot edited together with a
nice close-up on the climax, courtesy of Pixel Prevert. The second
version is just the money shot, so to speak, thanks to Dr. Monsoon.
It's at a lower frame rate but it's a smaller file.
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Butterscotch
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butterscotch.mpg
4.4M
Cheviot
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Whyhttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/ Why's it called Butterscotchhttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/ Corgan knows: "It comes from a
series of TV movies collectively titled The Butterscotch Series. The
movies are basically softcore porns about a guy who's been turned
invisible. You can find more info and clips from the series at http://users.erols.com/tamcmahan/Movies/Butterscotch/butterscotchseries.html.
The clip you have comes from the second movie (Power Flower) in which a
genie is apparently found and is granting wishes. Though no specific
reference to the BE scene is found on the above site, there is
available there another scene from that movie with the same actor
(scene 3 in the screenshots)." Milo adds, "I recognize the brunette
actress as Michelle Bauer and I think the blond is Kyra Reid. The
series was shot in 1997 as near as I can tell. I believe it's a US
series (English) originally." Cheviot was nice enough
to send this MPEG capture along. There's no sound but it's no big
problem. Girl is restaurant finds that her breasts start growing--what
more do you need to knowhttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/ There are a few glitches in the capture, but
they don't last long.
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Caroline in the City
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caroline1.mov
1.4M
caroline1.mpg
3.3M
Macman, Imaginos,
& Pixel Prevert
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"Caroline and the Booby Trap: Annie's (Amy Pietz) decision to get
breast implants inspires Caroline (Lea Thompson) to ponder life with an
enhanced bust." What's to ponderhttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/ Those of us who have long had the
hots for Ms. Thompson are all too happy to see this scene--plus, she
shrieks some lovely hackneyed phrases ("Stop growing!" "They're too
big!") that you'd swear were lifted from any of the dozens of BE
stories out there. Macman scored the original footage, Imaginos made the MPEG, and Pixel delivered the QT; they're different enough that I want to offer both.
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Chanel No. 5
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chanel.mov
2.4M
TDD
chaneledit.mov
2.9M
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TDD sent in this clip and a description to match: "This commercial, for
the very well known Chanel No. 5 perfume, aired on television about
1994. Created by Arnell Group, the commercial is entitled 'Marilyn.'
The main feature of the commercial is a woman, played by Carole
Bouquet, sitting in a movie theatre watching a Marilyn Monroe film. In
the full version, the enduring Marilyn Monroe is heard singing the
famous song 'I Wanna Be Loved By You' from Monroe's 1959 film Some Like It Hot,
when the breasts of the woman in the theatre suddenly grow to a much
larger size, as her temporary transformation into Marilyn Monroe
begins. The breast growth scene is quick, but extremely well done, with
the emphasising trumpet play, a subtle ripping sound, and Carole
Bouquet's reaction adding to the overall effect. The short version clip
has no audio, and concentrates only on the breast growth scene." How
about thathttp://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/ One weird thing: The edit is actually a larger filesize
than the full clip, but I'm including it since it's basically the good
bits.
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Charmed
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charmed_be_divx.avi
310k
Capper
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Thanks to Capper for the grab of this well-publicized BE scene. I'm
only posting his customized reversal of the shrinking scene, because
although Rose McGowan goes through most of the episode with
larger-than-usual breasts, we don't see any growth. However, when the
spell's damage is undone, then we see her deflate...so Capper reversed
it and made it a little more interesting. :) You can see the rest of
his fine work over at Hooters.dk
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Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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conan_o.avi
1.4M
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One of Conan's infamous "staring contest" sketches, where Conan and
co-host Andy Richter have a stare-off--but Conan cheats and puts wild
scenes behind him to make Andy mess up. This one would have made my
eyeballs pop out of my head. Sorry for the low quality--it's better
than nothing.
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Critters 2
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critters.mpg
4.6M
Imaginos
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I have never been a big fan of this scene, but I get a
lot of mail asking for it, so I decided to do the only thing I could: I
stole it from Imaginos's
collection at the BE Archive. (Well, "stole" is a strong word--he
offered it.) Critters 2 features three aliens, one of whom is a
shapeshifter who turns into a centerfold just by looking at the photo.
Warning: While most of the stuff on this site does not contain nudity,
this one's got a nipple alert. It's a funny scene, though, and I won't
give away the end joke.
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Death Becomes Her
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deathbecomesher.mpg
3.2M
Imaginos
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Here's another scene that folks have asked for but I never tried to
track down because it just didn't do much for me personally. (Hey, it's
my site--I have that right.) However, now that I have Imaginos' capture
of it, so why not post it (with Imaginos' blessing, of course)http://members.bearchive.com/%7EVideo_Vault/ For
those unfamiliar with the flick, CTBK sent the IMDB description: "Helen
(Goldie Hawn) and Madeline (Meryl Streep) hate each other. Madeline is
married to Ernest, who is having an affair with Helen. Both women rely
on Ernest (Willis) for plastic surgery for their continued good looks,
so when Madeline finds a cure for aging, Helen gets it, too. It isn't
until both become immortal that they realize that 'life' will never be
the same again." Here's Meryl's infamous "I'm a girl!" scene.
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Celebrity Deathmatch: Parton vs. Lopez
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dm99-07a.avi
4.1M
Imaginos
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The Broncos repeat victory at Super Bowl XXXIII wasn't a surprise--but
this little gem from MTV's alternative to the dreary halftime show was.
Sandwiched into the space between the pigskin action was this Battle of
the Body Parts, in stunning, um, foamation. Dolly Parton (she of the
ridiculously large breasts) took on Jennifer Lopez (she of the
ridiculously curvy posterior) in a T&A battle that pitted T against
A complete with morphing body armor. While the ending, even in clay and
foam, turns out gruesome and clearly the wrong person won, it's still
worth seeing, and the punchline's funny.
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Duckman
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duckman.avi
1.5M
duckman.mpeg
888k
duckman3.avi
263k
Duckman
Bungle Harris
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I never tuned in to see Duckman while it was on the USA Network, but
hey, any series that has Jason Alexander and Dweezil Zappa in the same
cast is okay with me. Still, since I wasn't a regular viewer (and after
seeing a few blips here and there, I kind of wish I had--the writing
seemed really sharp), I had to rely on the kindness of the "real" Duckman
to send me a tape of this gem, which has been edited and stripped of
its sound. In this scene, Duckman heads to a plastic surgeon to get a
"bill job," utterly oblivious to the young duckwoman in the background,
getting what must be the least expensive breast augmentation surgery
ever. At the end of this clip, the show went to commercial. The second
clip (new for July 2001) is from our friend Bungle Harris, who writes:
"I was going through a video tape a friend of mine lent me. He taped a
programme off satellite TV here in Britain, and there was a trailer for
Duckman. Unfortunately, he didn't tell me when he taped it, although
personally I think the recording isn't all that recent. The BE scene
isn't very long in itself either - less than a second. It's the only
part of the trailer that relates to BE - all the rest of the trailer
has nothing to do with why this woman is sitting in front of a 'Body
Beam' machine."
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