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P.O. Box Tinto Brass
aka Fermo posta Tinto Brass
Palomine - A series of erotic vignettes tied together by Tinto himself (and his buxom assistant, who looks so much like a former GF of mine it's uncanny). Sort of the Italian equivalent of the softcore mush that airs most nights on Cinemax or Showtime, but considerably more erotic. Despite it's mid-90s vintage, implants appear nowhere that I could see, and Tinto's prediliction for buxom, full-figured ladies continues unabated. Quite watchable... and worth renting even though D is about as big as they get here.
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Pandora Peaks
Howard Miller - It's been many years since the last Russ Meyer movie was released. I'd been hearing for a long time that the old master was working on another opus for direct to tape release. First it was to star Melissa Mounds, then it was to introduce a new "natural" star from Eastern Europe. In the meantime this tape was released in 2000 with no fanfare. It starts out as a Meyer autobiography but ends as an updated Mondo Topless for the new millennium. In addition to Ms. Peaks the film features Leasha, Tundi and oldy goldy Candy Samples. The tape features the renowned crystal clear Meyer photography, and each woman is huge and shown at her absolute best. Unfortunately, Meyer continues with some irritating habits he picked up in his last few movies (the overly quick cuts, the overdone bells and whistles sound effects) which he seems to think are clever and funny but which are not. Ms. Peaks is an astounding figure, not so much for her torpedo like breasts but for her astonishingly tiny waist. She is Little Annie Fanny come to life. Tundi, a German natural, also gets lots of exposure, though not with the variety of outfits Peaks models. The other women get considerably less time, but it was great to see the ageless Ms. Samples, a contender for all-time greatest.
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Paprika
Palomine - A frothy Italian sex comedy for adults from Caligula director Tinto Brass, Paprika is set in Italy of the not-too-distant past, and the main character (Paprika, played by the stunning Deborah Caprioglio) is the new girl at the local bordello. Even without subtitles (I don't speak Italian, regretably) the plot is pretty simple: Paprika's erotic trials and tribulations at the brothel and elsewhere. Most shocking (for some) I suppose will be how delightful women looked before implants and StairMaster-equipped personal trainers were the norm for young actresses. Deborah Caprioglio is reminiscent of Fawn Miller, or perhaps Patti Farinelli (if she'd indulged in a bit more pasta) and is simply feminine desire personified on two (shapely) legs. She's wearing little or nothing at all for most of the film, and is a pleasure to watch (especially in motion). No exaggeration is needed to say that she makes even the "biggest" of today's young actresses and pop singers (including JLH, JC, SMG, BS and CA) look flat-chested, anorexic and even boyish in comparison. Essentially softcore entertainment, Paprika stops short of actual penetration and is, IMHO, amusing and entertaining... the camera work is competent and the score complimentary if you care about such things. I suspect however, that after witnessing Paprika in the flesh (oh, such abundant flesh!), you'll be hard-pressed to remember much else (no pun intended). If you can find it, it's definitely worth renting.
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The Party
Boobwatch One - Buxom Carol Wayne has a small role as one of the party guests. Her best scenes are when she's sitting next to Peter Sellers at the dinner table (0:39, 0:44, 0:47). The pink dress she's wearing does a great job of showing off that deep cleavage.
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure
Boobwatch One - Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira) has a brief scene as a biker chick.
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The People That Time Forgot
Anonymous - Starring Dana Gillespie, a lady with ample cleavage in a very small "cave-girl" outfit.
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Phat Beach
Number11 - one of the leading females is fairly busty, and there are some other busty-bikini-clad babes that appear throughout the movie.
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Phone Booth
Gee - There's a nice cleavage shot of Paula Jai Parker playing a hooker. It's worth a peep!!
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Picasso Trigger
Imaginos - Andy Sidaris directed.
Coyote - Roberta Vasquez (kinda disapponting though)
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Picking Up the Pieces
Boobwatch One - Good stuff in this silly flick, which revolves around a severed hand that can perform miracles. First, there's Maria Grazia Cucinotta, the female lead of the picture, who's always wearing clothes that wonderfully reveal her impressive twin assets. Second, and most importantly, there's a BE scene. A woman asks the hand for "big chi-chis," and her breasts grow from an A-cup to a super-round D-cup, to the joy and amazement of onlookers (0:43). Later, we see those "chi-chis" naked (0:50). And finally, there's actually some PE in this movie. The shortest man in town asks for a huge penis (0:30). Later, he pulls out his new dick for the town doctor to see (0:50). It's about three feet long, so it looks like he's unreeling a hose. Then, at the very end of the film, he reveals his penis (wrapped in tight underwear) to some very impressed female townspeople.
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The Pigkeeper's Daughter
Anonymous - If big-busted farm girls are your pleasure, then this is the film for you. The "mother" of the girls is the bustiest of them all. Her cleavage is displayed from all angles.
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The Pink Motel
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Planet of the Apes
23skidoo - Bosomy Canadian supermodel Estella Warren wears skimpy outfits in this Tim Burton remake, but doesn't get a lot of screen time. HOWEVER, be sure to check the behind the scenes footage included on the DVD which includes quite a lot of footage of her deep cleavage, as well as a brief flash of her rear end that proves she wasn't wearing underwear under that costume! Burton regular Lisa Marie has a cameo as a sexy ape, but is too well-covered to reveal her curves (the couple broke up after making the movie, so this is likely her final cameo in one of his films).
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Platinum Blonde
tgiFriday - Not sure why "blonde" is in the title because the main star (in the third of three vignettes) is an unbelievable brunette with big fake orbs of pleasure named Shannan Leigh.
Boobwatch One - Shauna O'Brien's fantastically fake tits are also featured (in the first vignette).
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Play Time
23skidoo - Cameo by Julie Strain near the end of this surprisingly explicit made-for-cable feature that includes many sex scenes and topless shots of Monique Parent, Jennifer Burton and others.
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Play-Mate of the Apes
Sharon Engert and Anoushka.
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The Playgirls and the Bellboy
aka The Bellboy and the Playgirls
Argyle - OK, it's utter tripe. I mean, no Oscars, no Golden Globes, not even a People's Choice. It's got to be listed on any semi-official "worst movies of all time" list. Seriously, anyone who watches this one without the fast forward button pressed to the floorboard is in serious need of something to do. But... it has June Wilkinson and her twin wonders! Plot: none to speak of. Appears to be sewn together out of two distinct movies--one color, one BW--neither of which has any sort of distinction in any way. Something about an amateur detective who daylights as a hotel handyman. June is a guest who (I think) runs some kind of cross between a troupe of whores/"models" and a porno movie ensemble. I didn't turn the sound up, so I don't really know for sure. Rating: this one owes me some stars...
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Poison
aka The Neighbor's Wife
Peggy Trentini
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Police Academy
zepher - Sergeant Callahan (Leslie Easterbrook) yum yum.
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Police Academy 3: Back in Training
The Guv'nor - Leslie Easterbrook with her tight white shirt in the gym.
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Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Dale Voy - While giving a "water safety lesson," Leslie Easterbrook jumps into a swimming pool wearing a T-shirt and no bra. When she comes up, that T-shirt can't hide her fabulous melons and spirited nipples. She asks, "Who's gonna save me?" prompting the dozen or so male students to frantically come to her aid. (0:34) Later in the movie, there's another Easterbrook moment when she sticks her chest our triumphantly after pinning an opponent in a wrestling match. (1:07)
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Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach
Dale Voy - A couple of Leslie Easterbrook moments. In one scene, two young boys sitting next to her on a plane stare at her chest. In another, her big tits barely clear a limbo stick.
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Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Dale Voy - Early in the movie, busty Leslie Easterbrook exercises in a tight outfit, to the delight of male members of the gym. Later, we see her in a low-cut jogging suit.
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Popcorn and Ice Cream
Argyle - Dolly Dollar has a small part as a love interest of Jonny (Zachi Noy), slipping off her transparent nightie and smothering him with her fulsome boobs. There's an EXCELLENT (though really brief) shot of Dolly running down the hall after Jonny, wherein her all-natural, bouncing breasts look absolutely enormous! They are!
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Porky's II: The Next Day
squidsucker - I know the breasts are balloons filled with fake vomit (trust me, see the whole movie and this will make better sense) but watching that cute little brunette girl outrageously jiggle and slosh them around is a hoot. (1:22, 1:29)
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Predator 2
Anonymous - About halfway through the film there's a scene on a train where a particularly top-heavy teen gets hassled by a group of troublemakers.
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Preppies
Argyle - I couldn't tell you what this one is about, but Playboy centerfold Lynda Wiesmeier guests as a virgin having "sex" (by herself, even!) with one of the protagonists. A funny scene, in that this real-life sex symbol icon plays such a sexually naive girl onscreen. At the crucial moment, she drops back, nude on a bed, and starts moaning while her date looks on, perplexed. There are about 4 short glimpses of Lynda over a 2-3 minute period, and some good shots of her breasts rolling from side to side. Seeing it reminded me how buxom (and CUTE!) she really was.
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The Pride and the Passion
23skidoo - This was a 1957 megabomb epic that nonetheless featured Sophia Loren's cleavage in many scenes, most notably a bathing scene (which turns into a pretty hot - for 1957 - love scene with Cary Grant), and an erotic dance sequence in which her boobs bounce around quite nicely (0:20).
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The Princess Academy
Anonymous - BE scene where the woman from Texas uses an inflatable bra under her sweater to distract one of the administrators. Short scene but pretty good. Inflatable balloons used.
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Prison Heat
Anonymous - As well as more than one totally nude scene (including a shower scene with other endowed women), Lori Jo Hendrix's magnificent breasts are exposed, handled and sucked when she takes her top off, has it ripped off and is forced to remove it in several long, major scenes.
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Private Obsession
Tagman18 - Shannon Whirry (A personal ***** Fav!! - don't miss it!)
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Private Parts
David Ash - Bikini scene where Howard asks a woman to take off her top and be photographed.
Dale Voy - Gorgeous porn star Jenna Jameson appears completely nude in this flick. Also, towards the end, there's a breast expansion scene in an airport where Howard Stern imagines a woman's breasts growing.
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Private Resort
Tagman18 - w/Leslie Easterbrook of Police Academy fame (0:06, 0:09, 0:14, 0:43, 1:04, 1:10) and Hilary Shepard (0:35).
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Private School
Tagman18 - Phoebe Cates in a bikini and Betsy Russell's mammorable topless horseback ride!
Dale Voy - Lynda Wiesmeier
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Problem Child 2
HUNK - Junior goes out to dine when he finds his school headmaster on a date with a girl with big bosoms (Carla Kneeland). Just love it when Junior throws something at her boobs and her date gropes inside her dress to retrieve that.
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The Producers
Argyle - Lee Meredith, whose real-life measurements were reported as 39-24-36, plays an ultra-dumb, blonde, "Swedish," bimbo secretary named Ulla. When Gene Wilder asks, "What is she going to do here?" Zero Mostel replies, "Ulla, go to work," whereupon, Lee sashays over to the record player, cranks up a song, and starts go-go dancing! Lee, dressed in a lovely, mustard-colored, bell-sleeved miniskirt-dress, shakes it all very inappropriately, and we immediately understand Mostel's motivations in hiring her.
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The Professionals
Philipott - Features Marie Gomez, who's enormous overflowing breasts easily hang below her rib cage. Her scenes are one where she is dancing Mexican style but from a distance (1:05). Then there are shots of her riding with her bandido lover (not on the same horse). Then there is a gunfight, and she dismounts to try to help her lover who is wounded, and there are lots of cleavage shots as she crawls around all sweaty in the dust (1:39). She finally ends up dying in the arms of Burt Lancaster (1:47), lucky fellow!
Boobwatch One - Busty Claudia Cardinale wears something low-cut in each one of her many scenes.
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Promises! Promises!
Anonymous - Thrusting her 40-inch rack every which way (cavorting on a bed, toweling off after a shower), Jayne Mansfield reveals the celebrated tits that made her THE Hollywood tit queen of the fifties. She sucks back her stomach and breathes deeply, famous rack in full view. It was the first time (1963) a big name star bared her boobs in a "regular" movie. Produced late in her career, it was as if Mansfield was driven to provide posterity with visual evidence of the magnificent mammaries that made her a legend in her own time. (Unfortunately for her career, the strategy may have backfired!) In several scenes, she poses with arms stretched overhead, boobs perched tightly. Surprisingly, under such stretching, the twin bazookas almost disappear! (Her legendary boobs may not have been all they were cracked up to be!) Nevertheless, she was one sexy woman!
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Prozac Nation
Boobwatch One - Includes Christina Ricci in a long-awaited topless scene.
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Purgatory
Tanya Roberts nude
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Purple Rain
Anonymous - Prince's love interest (Apollonia Kotero) takes off all her clothes right in front of him and goes skinny dipping in the lake. (0:21)
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