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H.O.T.S.
aka T&A Academy
Boobwatch One - The quintessential '70s T&A flick: lots of nudity, tight T-shirts, and big tits, including those of Angela Aames and Lisa London. Highlights include Angela skydiving topless into the dean's pool (0:20), Lisa's brief topless scene where you get to see those staggeringly massive twin zeppelins (1:22), and a football game played between rival sororities where items of clothing come off after each score (1:33). Love those topless huddles!
Argyle - Aames was memorable as Linda "Boom Boom" Bangs. During the opening credits, a sad-looking, rather flat-chested young woman--let's call her, the "before" girl--walks into a plastic surgeon's office. A few moments later, out strides Miss Aames--the "after" girl--puffing out her chest with new-found pride. Among other offerings, during the film she parachutes into a pool topless, distracts the Dean with her cleavage (when she bends over to serve him a drink and says, "take one"), bathes nude with a seal, gyrates rather nicely in a topless football game, and dominates the scenery at the obligatory wet T-shirt contest (emceed by Danny Bonaduce!).
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Half Baked
Smitty - There's a scene where Guillermo Díaz and one of Clarence Williams III's blonde henchwomen (C.J. Fidler) get in a fight, and when she finally pins him, her top has been half pulled down/over. It's great; all the action stops and everyone just stares in shock. Dave Chappelle yells out, "Now THAT's a titty!" and Jim Breuer yells out, "Fully man, that is an official FULLY." (1:13)
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Halloween
HUNK - PJ Soles is an incredibly cute girl with a nice rack. Late in this movie, you see brief shots of her cute, perky tits as she is screwing her boyfriend and later as she is being attacked by Michael Myers.
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Halloween III: Season of the Witch
HUNK - Stacy Nelkin opens the shower door & comes out to get a towel. You see her fabulous boobs hanging down through the glass door.
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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Craig Mercer - Kathleen Kinmont plays the perfectly slim and stacked sheriff's daughter. Her full frontal scene where she strips (she wears a "Cops Do It By the Book" T-shirt and panties during most of the flick) for her boyfriend by a fireplace is amazing if you're looking to rent and capture. Her discreet scene is unbelievably more amazing: Her father shows up unexpectedly in the middle of the act and she scrambles to get dressed. Her back is turned from the camera, yet you can still see her huge boobs swinging left and right from the back and glowing from the firelight.
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Hamburger... The Motion Picture
skip - There is one scene where they show a close up of Randi Brooks' cleaveage drenched with sweat while she is breathing in and out very hard. A great scene. (0:40)
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Happiness
Craig Mercer - Has an incredible final scene involving an improbable sighting. However, be warned that this is the darkest of black comedies, although one of the best I've ever seen, and the circumstances of the said scene may strike a little too close to home to fully enjoy. That said, the choice of actress in the scene is a testimony to the brilliance of the director in its impact.
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Happy Gilmore
HUNK - Adam Sandler signs his autograph on the huge tits of one of his female fans (Jessica Gunn). (0:46)
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Hard Hunted
Dale Voy - Typical Andy Sidaris fare with lots of gorgeous women in tight outfits, bikinis, and nothing at all. Ava Cadell's huge globes are a standout.
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Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Dale Voy - As usual, there are plenty of beautiful breasts on display in this Andy Sidaris flick.
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Hardbodies
Tagman18 -
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Tagman18 -
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Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
Anonymous - Near the beginning of the movie when Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson are at the motorcycle club, there is a stripper (Bobbie Tyler) on a Harley, and you see every inch of her big, beautiful breasts.
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Having Babies
Argyle - This 1976 TV movie featured Adrienne Barbeau in some startlingly tight tops, including a horizontally-striped number that'll bug your eyes out.
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He Got Game
Craig Mercer - Ray Allen's performance as Jesus Shuttlesworth in this 1998 drama put him in bed with two of the most incredible co-eds in screen history. To drive home (in his own inimitable way) the fact that pussy is used to bait Blue Chip players to prospective colleges, director Spike Lee uses two huge-breasted Playboy-calibre white chicks (porn stars Chasey Lain and Jill Kelly) in a scene where Allen beds both of them at the same time. The grin on Allen's face says it all. Look out for this one.
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Hear No Evil
Raven De La Croix
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Heartbreakers (1984)
Boobwatch One - Busty Carol Wayne gets topless in this flick (0:46), but even more impressive is the sight of her giant, fleshy globes fighting to escape a black bra in an earlier scene (0:26).
Argylge - I first saw this on cable back in the late 1980s and was absolutely amazed at Carol Wayne and that uplifting black corset of hers. Now, Carol was the recipient of a lot of wisecracks, titters and sexual innuendos as Johnny Carson's sidekick in the "Tonight Show" Tea-Time sketches, but I don't think I realized the full impact of what she had until seeing the opening credit sequence of Heartbreakers. She looks absolutely enormous with her boobs pushed up, out and together by that corset. Coupled with her slender frame, it is really mind-boggling. There's a great sequence in which Carol talks to Peter Coyote while modeling for his fetish paintings. She demands that Coyote ask her about her life. When she does, she tells him she's from Kansas City, did "bad in school," and has a "great chest." When he agrees, she adds, "It's the most interesting thing about me..." If you have a good eye, you can get a nice peek at her cleavage all through this scene, as she turns subtly from side to side. Ironically, her worst scene is the one that gets all the press -- the nude scene. She looks great in the white bra, then somehow all gets ruined by the kinky ménage à trois.
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Heartbreakers (2001)
Southern Shore - Fans of Jennifer Love Hewitt will love this movie! No nudity, but she shows off more skin than all of her other films combined. Loaded with cleavage shots, bras peaking over low cut dresses and skintight outfits!
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Heavenly Bodies!
Anonymous - Russ Meyer's series of vignettes features Althea Currier, Ivana Nolte, Monica Liljistrand and a few other D-cup maidens.
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Heavy Metal
Palomine - At least two very busty cartoon gals.
Seelie - A great movie for many reasons. Not the least of which is John Candy's voice attached to a body that looks like Arnold when he was still on 'roids.
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Heavy Metal 2000
multibrst - There is a brief shot of a six-breasted dancer.
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Hercules
north - Sybil Danning has a great scene of her glistening cleavage, swelling up and down in her dress while breathing heavily.
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Hercules vs. the Hydra
aka The Loves of Hercules, Hercules and the Hydra
Presto - Jayne Mansfield's wardrobe really makes her boobs stick straight out.
Argyle - Bad movie, great costumes for Jayne. Though she was obviously padded out for the part, it's still pretty neat to see how far she can stretch across screen. Rule of gladiator/mythology movies: you can only be Queen if you have the biggest chest.
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Hillbillys in a Haunted House
The Crawling Eye - This Country Musical Comedy is for bad B-Movie film fans only, and while it doesn't feature any nudity (it's rated G), it does at least feature the beautiful Joi Lansing, whose large breasts appear to be testing the button resistance of her tight and overstretched shirt. Also, if you can stick around until the films finale, Joi is seen in a boob-outlining silvery catsuit.
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The Hit
Doc Fetish - You must catch the first scenes with Laura del Sol (0:30), during which she is wearing a low-cut dress that flatters her enormous tits. After that they've got her covered up.
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Hobgoblins
rb - Rick Sloane
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Holiday
aka En vacances
Jessica Paré
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Hollow Man
Boobwatch One - An invisible Kevin Bacon unbuttons the top of a sleeping Kim Dickens and starts fondling her naked breast. It's quite a site to see what looks like a breast undulating on its own. (0:39)
Anonymous - Rhona Mitra
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Hollow Point
Seelie - Tia Carrere in a low-cut wedding dress; but the b(r)est scene is in a strip joint where a very gorgeous model gets nowhere near enough screen time. Sadly, according to the IMDB this is her only film appearance. Aside from the breasts, this one's really worth watching as it features Donald Sutherland and John Lithgow both playing psychopathic madmen out to kill each other. Very funny (especially Donald Sutherland) and surprisingly well written.
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Hollywood Hot Tubs
VitaminC -
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Hollywood or Bust
TheZookie007 - Anita Ekberg
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Holy Smoke
Anonymous - With Kate Winslet and Pam Grier. Ms. Winslet is nude pretty much throughout the movie. Worth the price of admission!
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Homer & Eddie
Argyle - Angelyne has a cameo.
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Homework
Dr. Monsoon - This scene changed my life: A nurse saying "I don't know what's wrong, but my boobs are getting so big." She then unbuttons her blouse to show another nurse which elicits a gapping stare.
Mr Grives - In one scene the female lead has a dream that her breasts are enlarging. She goes to a doctor, and the doctor asks what she's had to eat. She says, "Just yogurt and dairy products." The doctor says, "No wonder."
Boobwatch One - The dialog of the (single) scene described by Dr. Monsoon and Mr Grives above is as follows: Woman 1:"You know, I don't know what's wrong. My boobs are getting so big." Woman 2:"Big?" "They're swelling." "Why are they swelling?" "I don't know. Look." "What have you been eating?!" "Just yogurt and dairy products. "Oh, no wonder!"
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Honeymoon
aka Flitterwochen
Argyle - Plot: Newlywed couple's trials and tribulations during their honeymoon in Rio. Sighting: Tourist Dolly Dollar repeatedly causes tensions between the honeymooning couple. She poses glamour-girl style for the husband's pictures, parties hearty at Carnival, and most memorably, gets frisked at the airport by the security guard, who just happens to turn out to be the bride (Cleo Kretschmer).
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Honky Tonk Nights
Argyle - Some of you may wonder if, in my quest to uncover the biggest and best "breast" moments in screen history, I ever run across any complete and utter total crapola. The answer is a resounding "yes". I want to disclaim something right here and now. I would never, in a gojillion trillion zillion years, ever rent anything with the words "Honky Tonk" in the title if I wasn't d*mned sure it was going to have some major league tooters in it. I am going to repeat that just so that I get it on the record. No... "Honky Tonk"... unless.... colossal... yabbos. OK. Now that my conscience is clear, let me just say that this is on my top five list for worst movie ever. It is not without the considerable merits of Carol "44s" Doda, queen of the silicone revolution. In fact, she never looked more buxom than in this... umm... "flick". I always thought that "44 inch" billing she used after her silicone injections in the 1960s was way inflated, but something must have happened between those early post-injection photo spreads in Fling and Playboy and the time she made this movie in the 1970s, because... well... she looks huge here. Carol is "Belle", a stripper turned Kon-tree san-ger who starts sang-in' at a Georgia dive where the resident "star" doesn't have nearly the boobage, and the "audience" is more interested in Belle's t*ts. Lot's o' brawlin' and brewin'. And I'm pretty sure the transvestite "Dolly Parton" at any local karaoke joint could out-sing Carol in a heartbeat. But... as long as you aren't at all particular, and your fast forward button is working, you can get at least a little enjoyment out of this one if you're a Carol Doda fan. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
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Hooper
Dale Voy - A topless and very busty Roxanne Brewer pops out of a big "Happy Birthday" box. She then hugs Robert Klein and shoves his head between her giant globes. (0:40)
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Hot Boyz
TheZookie_007 - There's one scene in which a college girl protests to cop Gary Busey that she was unjustly arrested at a party. She was hired to provide some dancing entertainment, she says, and proceeds to demonstrate. At a point she removes her top... goodness lands!
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Hot Dog... The Movie
rb - Shannon Tweed
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Hot Ice
St Stephen - Alyssa Alps is featured in this thriller; of course there's not much, about 5 minutes total in 3 appearances, but in two of those she's stripping and lap dancing, WOW! She's in her zaftig stage, but by no means fat, just BIG. Yum! The movie itself is a total turkey, but Alyssa is WOW! (Did I say that already?) Probably the best big-boob sequence I've seen in a mainstream, non-porn movie (except maybe for some of Russ Meyer's stuff; does he count as mainstream?)
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Hot Resort
Anonymous - There is one scene where a huge-busted woman (Dana Kaminski) displays her assets for a decent time.
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The Hot Spot
Boobwatch One - Busty Jennifer Connelly has a topless scene by a lake toward the end of this film.
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Hot T-Shirts
Argyle - This movie promises to be legendary, but apart from featuring future Penthouse Pet of the Year Corinne Alphen, this is a major league piece of worthless dreck. A wet T-shirt is pointless, isn't it, when it's covering an A-cup? Exactly. Corinne is the "ringer" that two rival teams of townie girls are trying to nab for the big wet T contest, only for a gal that's 3rd-billed, she has almost no part whatsoever. She's briefly seen first as a carhop brushing off offers to compete in the contest, then later showing up at the last minute to claim the big prize. Brief flash of nudity, but hers look a lot better--and bigger--in clothes, for some strange reason.
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The Hound of the Baskervilles
tina83 - British movie starring Dudley Moore. Memorable scene of Moore's face being wedged into Dana Gillespie's deep cleavage (0:48). Several other scenes with Gillespie and her cleavage (1:11, 1:18).
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Hunk
rb - Hilary Shepard-Turner and Deborah Shelton.
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